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Seriously though, I’m tired of people starting new social networks with investor money. Those investors want their money back and the entrepreneurs starting the social networks are going to need to pay them back with money obtained from th…
Whole lotta companies fucking around with their communities for increasing income and are going to find out that their communities are the reason they have any valuation.
Wow, people are frothy about quoted tweets. The only reason quoted tweets were ever a thing was because it took too many chars to RT someone then add your own pithy commentary. But now people are mad because of “audience” and “exposure” an…
Happy Solstice, heathens!
I think my bronchitis is finally over. Picked it up in London, probably on the underground. I’m 100% certain I came back with an entirely new immune system.
P-22, the mountain lion that roamed LA, has died :-(
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-64006005
Watching The Muppet Christmas Carol, as one does
L3Harris is buying Aerojet Rocketdyne!
https://www.l3harris.com/newsroom/press-release/2022/12/l3harris-acquire-aerojet-rocketdyne
Hey, how does Mastodon deal with multiple profiles or accounts? I have this one on social.Linux.pizza but I’m considering running my own for a group of friends. Is there a graceful way to alias/redirect if I do?
Man, I didn’t have great hopes for it initially, but Book of Boba Fett is awesome. Ming Na Wen is a complete badass.
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