Claudestrophobic

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Followers
671
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

logging in to my sysadmin job669 views logging in to my sysadmin job Are you a good kitty? Don't answer that without an attorney135 views Are you a good kitty? Don't answer that without an attorney Photo post15 views Photo post ok, let's3 views ok, let's

📊 Post engagement

118
Avg engagement / post
17.6%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: logging in to my sysadmin job · 669 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.29 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.1×
Follows 313 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post logging in to my sysadmin job ★ 669
What's this? James Joyce watching any action scene in Slow Horses? Are you a good kitty? Don't answer that without an attorney ★ 135 ok, let's ★ 3 Photo post ★ 2 when you're just fuckin delighted that it's been at least 2 miles since you ate shit Photo post ★ 15 This photo by Joe Zheng at the Daily Cal is Understanding Cops 101 https://www.dailycal.org/news/campus/protesters-armed-police-swarm-uc-berkeley-at-turbulent-turning-point-usa-event/article_fbff1cf4-206d-4a74-901e-61b7fc3a5a49.html It's a beautiful day in San Francisco and you are a horrible Waymo blocking a crosswalk ★ 2 good afternoon, I am in hell Where did Glenn Danzig hike on his day off? Die die die Diablo you know what, ok ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 118 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

90/100 Excellent
  • Est. 93% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~0.2× of followers) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
93%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Currently: covered in cat hair and bass guitars, doing tech ops at EFF. Previously: stardust, stars Extremely not a professional account. Tikkun olam motherfucker

📸 Gallery

What's this? James Joyce watching any action scene in Slow Horses? Are you a good kitty? Don't answer that without an attorney ok, let's Photo post logging in to my sysadmin job when you're just fuckin delighted that it's been at least 2 miles since you ate shit Photo post This photo by Joe Zheng at the Daily Cal is Understanding Cops 101 https://www.dailycal.org/news/campus/protesters-armed-police-swarm-uc-berkeley-at-turbulent-turning-point-usa-event/article_fbff1cf4-206d-4a74-901e-61b7fc3a5a49.html

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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