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Perhaps surprisingly, the show will not be called "Eat Shit and Die".
There is only suffering.
Amazing/terrifying:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHTU1acwcd0
Bloody hell.
In this country, taking a firearm to your place of employment and leaving it on a colleague’s workstation would carry serious consequences, including potentially a significant prison sentence.
Flashback: ducks in Sendai
Today's inspirational message:
Yes, there's an apology - but that doesn't change the fact that the people who created this chart simply didn't care enough to take the trouble to label the countries on it correctly.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/30/governm…
A targeted ad just informed me that Showaddywaddy are coming to Guildford.
Fortunately for me, I do not live in Guildford.
Shit, as they say, just got real:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cyvlj34mj31o
"Wednesday’s announcement means England has experienced drought in three of the past five years: 2022, 2025 and 2026.
July has had only 7% of the expected rainfall, falling to 1% across southern England, with no substantial rainfall on the…
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