I Can't Believe It's Not Zero!
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Account age
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Known for
73 views
The thing about photographing owls is that you have about a 10 minute window between when they come calling and when it's too dark to get a useful image.
Got this one right at the closing bell tonight.
18 views
House construction: back patio complete (other than planting the garden beds), really delighted with how cozy the house feels from back here.
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Here's a shot actually taken while standing in our front door to illustrate just how close these dudes and dudettes are hanging to the house.
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House construction: started hanging stuff.
📊 Post engagement
14
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The thing about photographing owls is that you have about a 10 m · 73 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6.5 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.6×
Follows 576 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
The thing about photographing owls is that you have about a 10 minute window between when they come calling and when it's too dark to get a useful image.
Got this one right at the closing bell tonight.
House construction: back patio complete (other than planting the garden beds), really delighted with how cozy the house feels from back here.
Anthropeum.com · Jul 28 2026
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72,487 · top 27% of players today!
Overall comparable to yesterday, but no perfects this time =(
Anthropeum.com · Jul 27 2026
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72,388 · top 31% of players today!
One bad round (wrong continent, oof), otherwise pretty solid!
Two 10ks (round 4 and 10), so can't complain.
Anthropeum.com · Jul 26 2026
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71,812 · top 49% of players today!
off day?
Anthropeum.com · Jul 25 2026
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64,688 · top 29% of players today!
Anthropeum.com · Jul 24 2026
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70,264 · top 26% of players today!
House construction: started hanging stuff.
(@sree: GFX, but obviously under non-ideal conditions, and handheld--6 stops is asking a lot of OIS)
Once it gets dark they're in the elm tree that's 20ft from our living room.
Here's a shot actually taken while standing in our front door to illustrate just how close these dudes and dudettes are hanging to the house.
"Exceptional contemporary home," they said
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
discuss.systems
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 14 views per post.
📤Posts about 6.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
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Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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