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suddenlyalpaca :Blobhaj:

suddenlyalpaca :Blobhaj:

Mastodon @suddenlyalpaca@tech.lgbt
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Followers
33
Account age
3 yrs
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📊 Post engagement

4
Avg engagement / post
12.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: You hear a nock on your front door. You go and open it. Before y · 16 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.89 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 120 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post You hear a nock on your front door. You go and open it. Before you standing two beautiful puppygirls. Wearing black suits with ties, both of them muzzled and in collars joined by a shared leash. One of them starts speaking: - Have you heard about our lady and saviour Handler? Ou… ★ 16
Went to a sapphic munch on an island called "beaver island", it doesn't get better than that. ★ 3 Listening to Rage Against The Machine, knowing fully well that I would do anything and everything Handler told me #mechsploitation #warhound ★ 2 I don't get the stock market, and I don't own any shares. Frankly I find the whole thing immoral and I think it should be illegal. But I can wholeheartedly invest in progesterone oviposition dildos ★ 4 When she starts calling you "ImsorrymommyIwillbegoodIpromise" but it's not the agreed safe word so you keep hiting ★ 5 If you watched 3 hours of the most depraved porn you have ever seen, can you say you watched a movie? And other questions I ask myself after joining my friend's reading challenge ★ 2 I though it would be funny to set the AOL "You've got mail" sound as a notification sound for Thunderbird on my phone. I feared I downloaded some kind of bootleg version that says "You've got mayo" instead. But it turns out it is correct. … ★ 2 I Have No Peenitz, and I Must Pee ★ 3 I'm on that kink in denial to kinky Danielle pipeline ★ 2 In Poland we have a saying: Not my amazing digital circus, not my amazing digital monkeys. And I think it's beautiful ★ 3 Good thing about wearing a skirt is that when I spill my drink on my crotch, I can just rotate it 180° and instead of looking like I pissed myself, I can look like I shat myself ★ 5 When a taxi drops you off on a designated kiss and ride parking you should get a lil smooch from the driver ★ 4

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.9× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
76/100
Good Credibility score
97%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
Medium Data confidence
  • Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

FOSS and Linux enthusiast. Backend and mobile developer. Vegan, longboarding, cycling leftist. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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