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My friend has a gecko in their bromeliad
I can't resist sharing Archie's new attire, poor guy. "It's nothing that couldn't be solved by 48 hours of constant licking, but no, I get to wear this." It's nothing serious.
I think they may have had an oopsy with their tail, seems a bit blunt. But they grow back, I think.
Oh, hydraulic lines, give me some time, I'm living in twilight over here
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MvaRRpauD5g
My petsitting money hit and I'm gonna go buy a lemon and make avgolemono, woo hoo. It's that time of the month 😆
Homage to alt text, and Helen of Troy is in the news 😆
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IQyKMueMFGk
4 February, 2010
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zdsvjezsIzA
If you have a favorite trusted old method of boiling your water, I'm interested.
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