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Followers
236
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

intriguing.4 views intriguing.

📊 Post engagement

5
Avg engagement / post
2.1%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: why the fuck does systemd want to know my birthday · 25 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
1.7 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 1 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 246 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post why the fuck does systemd want to know my birthday ★ 25
new linux root exploit dropped. we lit ★ 1 intriguing. ★ 4 why are they so mean to pim on smiling friends :( bring back gangnam style bro i miss that shit ★ 1 ▶ Pizza Movie (2026) who wanna hop on cubic ninja what's so funny guys i don't get it ★ 1 where were you when myrient die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "myrient is kil" no ★ 7 dude... will smith just slapped the shit out of me ★ 4 finally made the switch to self hosting my music 🥹🥹 fuck spotify fuck daniel ek. stupid evil bald man ★ 2 docker KILL YOURSELF!!!!! ★ 3

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
wetdry.world
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.7× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

89/100 Excellent
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~2.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
99%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

forklift certified and 1'2, former owner of swimp's shrimp and dip

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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