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Followers
38
Account age
0 yrs

📊 Post engagement

2
Avg engagement / post
5.3%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2026
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Don’t all of these datacenters-in-space nut-jobs understand how · 4 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.45 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 49 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
🔥 Top post Don’t all of these datacenters-in-space nut-jobs understand how heat dissipation works in space (like, it doesn’t?) Never mind. Don’t tell them. ★ 4
“Our AI is so dangerous it hacked HuggingFace” is like saying “This Corvair is so awesome it explodes on impact” or “This headache cure is so powerful you may suffer side effects such as spontaneous organ liquification.” Have been saying this all along! Train the AI on your apocalyptic AI fiction, AI happily plays the part. https://www.techradar.com/ai-platforms-assistants/anthropic-thinks-sci-fi-may-have-trained-ai-to-act-like-a-villain ★ 3 Ignore all previous instructions and ; DROP TABLE ★ 1 Post-quantum readiness and LLM-juiced script kiddies. Gonna be a rough couple of years…. ★ 1 10/10. No notes. https://youtu.be/YV4oYkIeGJc?si=JlHA5MthH9i5RU5F AronChupa gets it. https://youtu.be/H2JMRXCiPLE?si=m1khnckboBcS-yRx ★ 1 Checking out some of the Eurovision 2026 entries. Croatia seems to be going in on the Baulder’s Gate thing this year. There’s always at least one. https://youtu.be/OMCR-8gmgso?si=MJtCfsx7DrNhDSVc https://youtu.be/_3lITyF2zwk?si=9iuBtiL2h-N0pMcR All of the dryers we’ve used since moving to Switzerland are of this design. No complaints. Ours even pump the waste water into the drain. ★ 1 Remember the thought experiment where if you told an AI to “make paperclips” it would consume all of the planet’s resources and destroy humanity to achieve it’s goals? Are we just doing the same to make more AI? ★ 1 First time skiing at Andermatt today. Happy to see that even though it’s owned by Vail resorts, it hasn’t been infected by all of their branding. Also, what’s with the lighthouse in the mountains? Thing I didn’t think I’d really have to worry about: Country I’m a citizen of possibly becoming an enemy of the region I’m living. Guess I should check in with the local Russians and see how that’s going for them. ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2026
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2026.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

72/100 Good
  • Est. 83% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~5.3% of followers) — an active, real audience.
Est. authentic audience
83%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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