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Followers
80
Account age
1 yrs

Known for

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
3.8%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2025
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: What if there was a rewrite of GNU parallel where every release · 5 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
4.5 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 243 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
🔥 Top post What if there was a rewrite of GNU parallel where every release name was a nonbinary gender instead of a controversial current event/right-wing dog whistle? ★ 5
Now that I have some basic shading, I need to figure out color quantization to keep the pixel art feel. I'll probably want to configure this at runtime depending on the model, so it's UI time (a problem for another day) Well this is a start I guess. Ignore how horrendous the model is. Now I need to work on lighting ★ 1 Weekend project: make a tool to generate pixel art from 3d models/bone animations, like how Dead Cells did their animations I'm doing this in Odin and raylib right now, neither of which I've used before ★ 2 Ok apparently you can use the socket as an event stream and "expand" the stream by converting each event into an iterator over the bytes, resulting in a byte stream. But even with a byte stream, there doesn't seem to be a way to "wait unti… I feel like I may have heard someone make this comparison before, but I've been thinking about it a lot lately: LLMs are the leaded gasoline of software ★ 4 I'm tempted to do this again just to get more ammo to use when disagreeing with her fanboys, but I don't know if I could get through any of her full novels. There is no way I'm reading Atlas Shrugged ★ 1 Throwback to that time I read Ayn Rand (Anthem) because I disagree strongly with her philosophy, and I wanted to see if she at least made a decent case for it. Spoiler alert: the answer is a very firm NO. ★ 2 Zig's buffered Reader/Writer has really spoiled me. I'm dealing with TCP sockets in Dart and it is not fun. What do you mean I can't just tell it "read X bytes from the socket asynchronously"? I have to attach a listener for arbitrary "mes… ★ 2 GitHub canceled this for me, thankfully As repayment, slopware.club now redirects to GitHub I'm becoming increasingly convinced that we need an explicitly antifascist, queer alternative to GNU software ★ 3 If you're someone who blocked the claude user on GitHub to get the warning banners on repos with claude contributions, this should give you a similar warning banner for anything on the list. I only have it working on GitHub so far, but get…

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
tech.lgbt
A LGBTQ+ tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Mar 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.5× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

75/100 Good
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Est. authentic audience
92%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Programmer, PL researcher, linux (#NixOS) user, and embedded systems enthusiast. In a world of "artificial intelligence" I bring organic stupidity to the table. All opinions my own, blah blah blah Sometimes my brain feels like an HTTP server serving the same webpage over and over. People tell me I'm probably autistic I spend most of my time with computers, but I'm still often told I'm "chronically offline" Proudly raised in Minnesota, now in Boston Gender is a mess, feel free to use whichever she/he/they pronouns #NoAI #NoIndex #NoTagsPub

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