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Well this is a start I guess. Ignore how horrendous the model is. Now I need to work on lighting
Weekend project: make a tool to generate pixel art from 3d models/bone animations, like how Dead Cells did their animations
I'm doing this in Odin and raylib right now, neither of which I've used before
Ok apparently you can use the socket as an event stream and "expand" the stream by converting each event into an iterator over the bytes, resulting in a byte stream.
But even with a byte stream, there doesn't seem to be a way to "wait unti…
I feel like I may have heard someone make this comparison before, but I've been thinking about it a lot lately: LLMs are the leaded gasoline of software
I'm tempted to do this again just to get more ammo to use when disagreeing with her fanboys, but I don't know if I could get through any of her full novels. There is no way I'm reading Atlas Shrugged
Throwback to that time I read Ayn Rand (Anthem) because I disagree strongly with her philosophy, and I wanted to see if she at least made a decent case for it. Spoiler alert: the answer is a very firm NO.
Zig's buffered Reader/Writer has really spoiled me.
I'm dealing with TCP sockets in Dart and it is not fun. What do you mean I can't just tell it "read X bytes from the socket asynchronously"? I have to attach a listener for arbitrary "mes…
GitHub canceled this for me, thankfully
As repayment, slopware.club now redirects to GitHub
I'm becoming increasingly convinced that we need an explicitly antifascist, queer alternative to GNU software
If you're someone who blocked the claude user on GitHub to get the warning banners on repos with claude contributions, this should give you a similar warning banner for anything on the list.
I only have it working on GitHub so far, but get…
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