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Followers
3K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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📊 Post engagement
120
Avg engagement / post
4%
Engagement vs followers
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Who’s a pretty girl? #Caturday · 573 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
13.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
3.5×
Follows 864 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Who’s a pretty girl?
#Caturday
Why did I pour it out? Because the water smelled kinda funny. So I assume the dried out gecko was steeping in there like a bouillon cube in the 15 minutes from when I filled the bottle until I uncapped it. You’re welcome.
On the positive side Hawai’i house geckos aren’t poisonous. And only a sip was had before I poured it out into the sink in the plane bathroom. The gecko is still in the water bottle so am I in violation of Hawaii’s agricultural laws when I…
TIL that, if I’ve been in Kauai, I now need to check my aluminum water bottles for dead geckos before I refill them.
Midwest observations:
In June 2021, we had an EF3 tornado pass just to the south of our house in the Chicago suburbs, by about a mile or so. It was at night, and the National Weather Service (NWS) warnings were non-stop. Sirens going off. …
Jump kicks? In this economy?*
*At my age??
Hawai’i out there indicting politicians for fraud and bribery, including the Lt Governor. So, you know, it CAN be done.
#USPol
RE: https://beige.party/@tayfonay/116975865064767236
Imagine the SAVE act being a thing…
A U.S. Global Entry card is not an acceptable form of ID to prove you were born but a passport is 🤔
15 had her first DMV bureaucracy experience today welcome to society my child
RE: https://beige.party/@maxleibman/116965367300703261
This is the most amazing poll I’ve ever seen
Bruh
Bruh
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 120 views per post.
📤Posts about 13.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
“We’re at DEFCON fuck”
Clinical Psychologist. Academic Maleficent. Former NIH-funded Associate Professor at a fancy Midwest university. Future fry cook on Venus.
Analog childhood, digital adulthood. Navigating the great enshittification. Lots of swearing and gallows humor.
Part of the great November 2022 Twitter migration.
Posts auto-delete at 2 weeks.
:cubs: :bears:
Under his eye. She/Her.
#teamOrca
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