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I left my pet #Csharp #dotnet #ActivityPub project running overnight to see how it would handle HEAD requests overnight from UpTimeRobot (it did great).
I check the logs this morning and discover OMG what are all these IP addresses just hitting all the endpoints and static pages? cool, its a crawle
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Weather network: congratulations you live on the sun now.
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Oh good. I see that problem got solved.
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I asked my son to set up the new hose reel.
Sigh.
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I left my pet #Csharp #dotnet #ActivityPub project running overnight to see how it would handle HEAD requests overnight from UpTimeRobot (it did great).
I check the logs this morning and discover OMG what are all these IP addresses just hitting all the endpoints and static page…
ok who designed this form?
The field is `Unplanned Request` The only options are `X` and `x`.. which is... supposed to be `yes` and `smaller yes`? `less yes`? Or is `regular yes` and `EMPHATIC YES`
Tho x usually means NO. No and super no? …
Dear #kobo, i appreciate the "series" view of My #Books. But could you...put them in order maybe?
The publish by date and series order are known on the backend...
Weather network: congratulations you live on the sun now.
While I _am_ WFH, noone seems to be in the office or online at all. "Where the heck is everyone?".... "oh _riiiight_." Dang.
Oh well. Might actully get some stuff done.
#canadaday #longweekend #holiday #vacation #imanidiot #canada
The answer to my example .. for example.. allows for the following pairings:
chysta+susan
diane+bobby
david+bobby
susan+david
david+diane
.. which does seem to rely on david quite a lot.
#mp3 player in a #terminal window? yes please.
Am loving `kew` - https://codeberg.org/ravachol/kew
@ravachol
Also loving #band Brightness of a Thousand Suns's new #album "Private Faces"
Oh good. I see that problem got solved.
heh. One of the things I like about #vivaldi #browser is hovering over each tab shows how much RAM each is using.
My #mastodon feed in #Phanpy is using 120MB.
Im trying to open a #Facebook group - still hasn't loaded (FB is especially sh…
Come on #LinkedIn stay in your lane.
You had ONE job!
Remember when LinkedIN was #professional #networking, and not #minigames or techbro "Move fast and break things" #evangelism? #PepperRidgeFarms remembers.
You Maniacs! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!
<twitching ensues>
I asked my son to set up the new hose reel.
Sigh.
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