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Doctor called and my hematocrit hasn’t really moved with the last phlebotomy, likely because I also had another T shot since. So I’m getting another visit to the medical vampires in the next 2-3 weeks. However, my hematocrit and hemoglobin are both under the limit for surgery so that’s fine. We just all want it to get lower long-term.
Speaking of surgery, she looked at my pre-op panel (coagulation
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Is there anything worse for a neurodivergent brain than waiting for a scheduled phone call from a doctor? You’re telling me I need to wait an indefinite amount of time? Because they never call on time. And then I have to do a phone call? And in my case, it’s in Spanish too, so I’ve got the translations I *think* I might need ready and Deepl open on my computer. And then add to that a pinch of medi
📊 Post engagement
5
Avg engagement / post
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: ETA: Looks like I'll have to come off it for four weeks prior to · 13 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
5.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 1 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.9×
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Recent posts
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CW: food, baking
I just searched "alternatives to banana bread when you can't possibly look at another banana again" but no dice. 😆 So perhaps the hive mind can process this request better.
The long story:
For a while now I’ve been making …
Spent the afternoon bringing order to my top surgery resource documents and looking at results from my surgeon on reddit again, and now I feel a lot better about everything except spending a night in hospital.
I envy every single transmasc…
Doctor called and my hematocrit hasn’t really moved with the last phlebotomy, likely because I also had another T shot since. So I’m getting another visit to the medical vampires in the next 2-3 weeks. However, my hematocrit and hemoglobin…
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Is there anything worse for a neurodivergent brain than waiting for a scheduled phone call from a doctor? You’re telling me I need to wait an indefinite amount of time? Because they never call on time. And then I have to do a phone call? A…
I don’t really listen to jazz much, but Chet Baker’s “My Funny Valentine” rewired my brain when I was, like, 14. My mother dragged me to some small-theatre production about Chet Baker’s life and I was immediately hooked. We also share a bi…
If your friend wonders how much your metric phlebotomy volume is in US units, I recommend not converting it to cups. It's just too fucking weird.
had a phlebotomy yesterday (500 ml) and today I could eat a horse. And then another horse. I'm about to have my third dinner ffs, this is worse than the testosterone shot hunger of my early transition days. Is this fucking normal?
I'm so good at subluxing my knee. Now, if someone could just instruct me in how to re-lux it, that would be grand 😅
Dude in front of me at the supermarket cash register just left his empty shopping basket right where he had unpacked it onto the belt. On the floor. Next to the belt. In the middle of the path to the register. Right in front of my feet. Lo…
Number of weeks I have been meaning to message my surgeon with some questions: 5ish?
Number of times I have postponed the task in my todo app: innumerable
How long it actually took to message him: less than 2 minutes.
Neurodivergent brains…
I use my password manager as an authenticator app for 2FA. Now I just need to figure out what to use as an authenticator so I can have 2FA set up for said password manager 🤪 Help?
I’d rather not get any physical authenticator device becaus…
Doctor called and my hematocrit hasn’t really moved with the last phlebotomy, likely because I also had another T shot since. So I’m getting another visit to the medical vampires in the next 2-3 weeks. However, my hematocrit and hemoglobin…
▶
Is there anything worse for a neurodivergent brain than waiting for a scheduled phone call from a doctor? You’re telling me I need to wait an indefinite amount of time? Because they never call on time. And then I have to do a phone call? A…
I don’t really listen to jazz much, but Chet Baker’s “My Funny Valentine” rewired my brain when I was, like, 14. My mother dragged me to some small-theatre production about Chet Baker’s life and I was immediately hooked. We also share a bi…
If your friend wonders how much your metric phlebotomy volume is in US units, I recommend not converting it to cups. It's just too fucking weird.
had a phlebotomy yesterday (500 ml) and today I could eat a horse. And then another horse. I'm about to have my third dinner ffs, this is worse than the testosterone shot hunger of my early transition days. Is this fucking normal?
I'm so good at subluxing my knee. Now, if someone could just instruct me in how to re-lux it, that would be grand 😅
Dude in front of me at the supermarket cash register just left his empty shopping basket right where he had unpacked it onto the belt. On the floor. Next to the belt. In the middle of the path to the register. Right in front of my feet. Lo…
Number of weeks I have been meaning to message my surgeon with some questions: 5ish?
Number of times I have postponed the task in my todo app: innumerable
How long it actually took to message him: less than 2 minutes.
Neurodivergent brains…
I use my password manager as an authenticator app for 2FA. Now I just need to figure out what to use as an authenticator so I can have 2FA set up for said password manager 🤪 Help?
I’d rather not get any physical authenticator device becaus…
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tenforward.social
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On Mastodon since
Sep 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 5 views per post.
📤Posts about 5.2× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
61/100
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Credibility score
84%
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Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
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🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ queer | transmasc enby | bisexual
⛓️ kinky | poly
♾️ AuDHD | CPTSD
😷 MCAS | hEDS | covid conscious
✍🏻 long-time writer | budding author | studying to become a counsellor
💻 AI hater
🧜🏼 wild swimmer
💪🏻 bit of a thembo
🍦 32 flavours and then some
🤪 deeply unserious person
🍉🏳️⚧️✊🏿 human rights & equity
🇦🇹 in Galicia 🇪🇸 No soy expat. Soy immigrante.
Pfp: me, a transmasc white person
Cover: Benedict 3some from Bridgerton with CC altered to “bisexuality intensifies”
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