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The Turtle

The Turtle

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Followers
5
Account age
0 yrs
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📊 Activity & format

Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 6 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.plus
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025.

🛡️ Audience credibility

50/100
Fair Credibility score
77%
Mixed Real audience
Medium Fake-follower risk
Low Data confidence
  • Est. 77% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Limited engagement data — score uses the signals available.

Low confidence — few signals are public for this listing, so treat it as a rough screen. Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

One of my backup accounts for when the toilet overflows at SDF. King of antisocial media. Trump despiser and laugher at republicans. Human babies are automatically bad. Cats and wabbits never burned down a forest, so they're ok. This instance won't let me upload a profile picture, so eat my ass, Barney.

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