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Microgreens are sprouting nicely.
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We have named the spider "Cat" (@D3ecerra came up with that one 😃) because a #JumpingSpider is really just a tiny cat, with crab characteristics. Cat is enjoying exploring their new home.
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Almost forgot to update this meme this year. It's not really very funny anymore, if it ever was.
#YearOfHell
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I just think they're neat. My pet is so cute!!! #JumpingSpider
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Microgreens are sprouting nicely.
Almost forgot to update this meme this year. It's not really very funny anymore, if it ever was.
#YearOfHell
Every day new horrors beyond our imagination wait for us to look briefly into a previously unseen or inspected zone of our perpetually shifting worst timeline.
In cats, this is called a "soup belly". I think it holds, and it fits, as this spider's name is Cat. Round, and full of Soup (flies). #JumpingSpider
my car needs its genderfluid flushed. trans flush, per the mechanic, ~15k miles. is this true #HondaQuestions
it's dinnertime, caught a fly #JumpingSpider
oh hi there #JumpingSpider
You guys don't even have a culture of maggots. You're gonna be left behind in the new spider economy
I just think they're neat. My pet is so cute!!! #JumpingSpider
Me [who has historically given an unsustainable amount of shits, resulting in a perpetual shit-deficit]: do I look like I give a shit???
Also me: [continues to give an excessive amount of shits in a way that drains me spiritually every day…
The fly that's been in the enclosure for hours has finally been rumbled. Dinner time! #JumpingSpider #ASpiderNamedCat
We have named the spider "Cat" (@D3ecerra came up with that one 😃) because a #JumpingSpider is really just a tiny cat, with crab characteristics. Cat is enjoying exploring their new home.
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