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This’ll be a hot take.
There should be a loan scheme for apprentices where at the start of your second year you’re given a Kei truck, with no upfront costs.
The cost is drawn down if you finish your second, third and fourth years.
If you don’t - you have to pay it back HECS style
These things are cheap - $15k new in Japan. The government could absolutely make this happen.
It’d serve to break the “
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I think that it is wonderful.
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I wish for nothing to harm the ferry master but these signs are hero fantasy inducing!
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Watching Alien vs Predator on UMD via my PSP hooked up to the TV as god intended.
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This’ll be a hot take.
There should be a loan scheme for apprentices where at the start of your second year you’re given a Kei truck, with no upfront costs.
The cost is drawn down if you finish your second, third and fourth years.
If you don’t - you have to pay it back HECS styl…
I think that it is wonderful.
We need some kind of law about retaining personal information about someone who is not continuing to interact with you.
I output all 131,957 frames of Wes Anderson's Bottle Rocket using ffmpeg in to 369GB of PNGs, then set the folder as a slideshow randomly selecting a new one every hour as my desktop background.
I'm obsessed with the result. Every frame a …
Stoked to see ‘Wheelsprung’ on #playdate season 2. An elastomania clone 25 years later which adds some new ideas to the formula.
To support this initiative - create a K class licence you can get at 16. Only allows driving of vehicles in this class for work purposes.
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I wish for nothing to harm the ferry master but these signs are hero fantasy inducing!
Oh okay.
Watching Alien vs Predator on UMD via my PSP hooked up to the TV as god intended.
Oh we’re playing the classics tonight!
Laminating the “what can go in the bin” pamphlet because my 1 year old loves it and has already destroyed one. Had to ask his nan to bring hers over.
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