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Busy day at Golden Gardens today! Pro tip: don’t park in the boat-trailer parking without a trailer. This was only part of the row of cars with tickets! #seattle
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What are we up to tonight, friends? We now have a pair of Black Hawks menacing our city at very low altitude.
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Happy Place! Walked down to the neighborhood fest to see on of my favorite bands. #ballard
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We had some active weather today out on Lake Billy Chinook, here in central Oregon. Storm rolled up on us, and the lightning shooed us off the lake. Driving rain and a 30+ MPH gust blew our floaties overboard.
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Busy day at Golden Gardens today! Pro tip: don’t park in the boa · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.6 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 2 text · 9 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 934 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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Busy day at Golden Gardens today! Pro tip: don’t park in the boat-trailer parking without a trailer. This was only part of the row of cars with tickets! #seattle
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Seattle #craftbeer breweries are showing up for the wildfire victims of Spokane this week. Friends posted some pics of the massive pile at Stoup Ballard today. I was able to drop a few pet-related items off tonight. #seattle
Couple of well-timed pics from my buddy @lylegeorge.bsky.social
What are we up to tonight, friends? We now have a pair of Black Hawks menacing our city at very low altitude.
Blackhawks are looking for Jimothy in our hood.
Updated my Weewx weather station and the presentation skin. The Air Quality chart is much nicer now. https://westwoodland.net
We had some active weather today out on Lake Billy Chinook, here in central Oregon. Storm rolled up on us, and the lightning shooed us off the lake. Driving rain and a 30+ MPH gust blew our floaties overboard.
Happy Place! Walked down to the neighborhood fest to see on of my favorite bands. #ballard
On the less traveled soda tip. So good!
Somebody decoded the latest Adobe Semaphore puzzle https://adobe.ly/semaphore
Fun watch watch party at the Kiwi today! Gotta love a clean sheet for the USA boys!
Setup some timed sprinklers in the back yard. Dialed them in just for the plants that needed it. Set the timer for 4AM. yeah so water pressure at 4AM is way higher and sprayed all ovever the fing place...
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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Pacific Northwest tech person. Pushing buttons for a living here in Seattle. Raising 2 girls with my Lady. Interests: Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Climate Science, Mac OS, bash, timelapse photography, music, retro computing, Mountains, Forests. Not an actual Viking. Avatar pic by Russell Preston Brown.
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