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A story in two parts:
#Plex
#FuckPlex
#enshittification
Today's book haul.
One I was seeking, the other I discovered. Can you guess which is which?
#bookstodon
#books
#lindseygraham is dead, and in many ways, the world is better for it. And when #mitchmcconnell goes that'll still be true. But I won't celebrate even if part of me wants to. Celebrating death is the behavior of the cruel.
"If you did it fo…
Normalize throwing a non alcoholic into your night to keep the party going.
Not gonna lie, this is perfect for this catastrophe.
https://www.wusa9.com/article/entertainment/events/america-250/great-american-state-fair-national-mall-closed-heat/65-0feeeb5e-cfc7-41be-9de3-b8deeaea9ca5
#BirthrightCitizenship is upheld!
But #ClarenceThomas #SamuelAlito and #NeilGorsuch voted against it and must be immediately impeached for staggering corruption and failure to understand or uphold the law as clearly and unambiguously writt…
If anyone of a deistic disposition might be wondering what any given god 's opinion of the Cheeto man's birthday farce is:
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2026/jun/13/thunderstorms-threaten-upstage-white-house-ufc-event/
Hot take:
Your mouth and your asshole are two ends of one hole.
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https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/05/28/oil-prices-us-strikes-in-iran-revive-strait-of-hormuz-turmoil-fears.html
There is something uniquely terrifying about telling your new C suite boss 'No' for the first time.
"All the little angels rise up high"
“Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably Priced Love! And a Hard-Boiled Egg!”
#Glorious25thOfMay
#TerryPratchett
#AlzheimersAwareness
#SpeakHisName
#TerryPratchettGNU
I included 'Chocolate Erotic Sculpture' in what I wrote today and I regret nothing.
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