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Followers
83
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.2%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Discovered that if I can stand having Airpods Pro 3 shoved into · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.39 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5×
Follows 151 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Today's AI/capitalism nonsense: Trying to pay a bill by phone and being transferred around to 5 different LLM voice bots—one of which sounded almost like a person but the background was dubbed in fake call center hubbub which made it harde…
https://today.ucsd.edu/story/open-access-genetic-map-provides-reference-for-what-almost-every-stem-cell-gene-does
In which I demonstrate inferior memory to a squirrel: I hid something precious in a clever place, and can no longer locate it.
"What Causes Lightning? The Answer Keeps Getting More Interesting. Armed with a slew of new instruments, physicists are closing in on one of nature’s oldest mysteries — and finding that storm clouds are seething with violent and unexpected…
I dropped Facebook last summer, taking the hit of isolation. I continued checking Instagram to follow my peeps who aren't anywhere else—but starting about a week ago the feed is ~40% ads. That is ridiculous and intolerable and I am not loo…
Wherein the penultimate step was a live webcam interview (yay we finally reached a human agent) but I was not allowed to answer questions or prompt Mom, and she couldn't understand the agent—turning what should have been a 2 minute meeting…
Please note: if you are insufficiently legible in surveillance capitalism datasets you might have to run a gauntlet of dozens of obtuse and buggy extra steps to prove you are a person in order to retain access to gov websites like medicare…
This morning I received water bill showing extraordinary usage. I thought, *&^#@, that'll be $$$$ to find and fix leak, remediate damage. Checked meter bay: flooded. Contacted city. Expert dispatched in < 2h, changed in/out washers on mete…
Why the ^%&#^@ won't Google or Apple Maps simply show the names of the businesses when I zoom into that block?
It's a rhetorical question, I know the reasons.
Google Maps had that functionality ~15y ago.
Open Street maps shows some, but i…
Recovering from midnight wartime zone. At intersection ~25m from my house some chuckleheads set off 10 minutes of some of the loudest fireworks I’ve ever heard.* Rattled the windows and thumped the chest. Blinding flashes through skylights…
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🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mas.to
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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