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Followers
2.7K
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

almost happy enough with my website design to publish it. i need my friends links to add to the webring page16 views almost happy enough with my website design to publish it. i need my friends links to add to the webring page LMAO15 views LMAO

📊 Post engagement

93
Avg engagement / post
3.4%
Engagement vs followers
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: very excited to announce the launch of my new business venture h · 628 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
10.7 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 6 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
17×
Follows 162 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post very excited to announce the launch of my new business venture https://overpaid.lol/ ★ 628
RE: https://wandering.shop/@valkyrie/116964677056523321 It really went viral huh 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1v3sqnf/developersoneceozero/ ★ 3 RE: https://wandering.shop/@valkyrie/116936968237636673 this made hackernews this morning hahaha https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49004663 ★ 10 LMAO ★ 15 and to all governments and surveillance capitalist cucks: fuck you! 🪑 enjoy the chair in the corner ★ 12 i'll primarily do any longform posting there from now on, and musings will be like my brief little social media posts. i'll still crosspost sometimes. at some point i'll add other ways to contact me like delta chat or signal or cryptograph… ★ 6 in the era of surveillance capitalism, enshittification, and ID verification, i've chosen to return to the roots of the internet and have my own site as the source of truth for staying in touch with me where i will always control all the d… ★ 53 almost happy enough with my website design to publish it. i need my friends links to add to the webring page ★ 16

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
wandering.shop
A sci-fi & writing server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 93 views per post.
📤Posts about 10.7× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

86/100 Excellent
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
99%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

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