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It’s this dapper dude’s 13th birthday. That’s a lot of time to be keeping him out of harm’s way. (Alas his siblings weren’t as lucky 😞) #mannfred
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Funny how the US mail service magically ‘turns to shit’ on election years.
Since January, fucking #USPS ‘Ground Advantage’ has been putting parcels on the ‘slow boat’* making it the functional equivalent of antediluvian Media Mail, not First Class.
*in my (non-contiguous) case, literally. How much
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Well, if their ‘Mandarine Candidate’ drops out, that’d be a fair request. Remind me who was in charge when the FCC’s Fairness Doctrine went the way of the dodo. https://mastodon.social/@br00t4c/112841271514591222
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Looks for <thing> over several days.
Gives up and drives to Giant Hardware Depot to search for a replacement.
Buys it and drives home.
Too tired to use <thing> now, let’s make BBQ.
Guess what he spies under the grill?
YEP.
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It’s this dapper dude’s 13th birthday. That’s a lot of time to be keeping him out of harm’s way. (Alas his siblings weren’t as lucky 😞) #mannfred
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Oho, so giving money… just like that ‘horrible, no-good, Obama deal’ except without the multilateral participation, no-nukes clause and “anytime” IAEA inspections?
Methinks this is just a hasty, toothless Hail-Mary one-page ‘memorandum’ to…
Well, if their ‘Mandarine Candidate’ drops out, that’d be a fair request. Remind me who was in charge when the FCC’s Fairness Doctrine went the way of the dodo. https://mastodon.social/@br00t4c/112841271514591222
Even #Amazon is affected by an outage they don’t mention by name. They’re really trying to downplay it. #CrowdStrike
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Looks for <thing> over several days.
Gives up and drives to Giant Hardware Depot to search for a replacement.
Buys it and drives home.
Too tired to use <thing> now, let’s make BBQ.
Guess what he spies under the grill?
YEP.
Lost a ‘furbaby’ this evening.
RIP Valkyrje 2012 – 2024.
Angel’s Envy, take me away.
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Funny how the US mail service magically ‘turns to shit’ on election years.
Since January, fucking #USPS ‘Ground Advantage’ has been putting parcels on the ‘slow boat’* making it the functional equivalent of antediluvian Media Mail, not Fi…
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Hmm, Apple is ‘throwing in the towel’ on Vision Pro (well, technically it’s the magical Cleaning Cloth) That and two headbands are one way to sweeten the deal, huh?
Right now, I’m wary of them releasing a $1‑1.5K follow up (‘non Pro’) with…
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@ElpasYou_2 thanks for the follow; I fricking love the tshirt in the banner. #want
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Hmm. I should start modeling a facehugger mold to make a silicone case for Vision Pro. It should cut down on the ‘Can I try?’ requests.
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Valkyrje is spooked already 😞 Caption reads “Enough with the fireworks already. Please.” #newYearsEve #caturday
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