David. Don't be fooled by imitators 🍁

David. Don't be fooled by imitators 🍁

Mastodon @waitingforthesign@mstdn.ca
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Make a deal with David. Don't be fooled by imitators 🍁

πŸ”’ Paid proposals held safely in escrow β€” released only when the work's approved.

πŸ“£Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12β†’ 🧡Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story β€” the fediverse rewards dept… $30β†’ πŸ“¦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product β€” I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16β†’ πŸ“ŒPinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/moβ†’ πŸ”—Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/moβ†’ πŸ”Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month β€” di… $24/moβ†’ πŸ›οΈInstance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run β€” a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/moβ†’ 🀝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances β€” a value swap between … Swapβ†’

Every booking is a normal escrow-protected deal.

Followers
20
Account age
0 yrs

πŸ“Š Activity & format

Posting cadence
14.3 / week
Toots daily β€” consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 1 text Β· 1 image Β· 0 video.
Follower / following
0.5Γ—
Follows 41 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mstdn.ca
Their home server on the fediverse β€” the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2026
An established account with real history on the platform.

πŸ’‘ Facts

πŸ—“οΈJoined Mastodon in 2026.
πŸ“€Posts about 14.3Γ— per week.

πŸ›‘οΈ Audience credibility

50/100 Fair
  • Est. 70% real, active audience Β· Medium fake-follower risk.
  • Limited engagement data β€” score uses the signals available.
Est. authentic audience
70%
Fake-follower risk
Medium

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth β€” a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

I like to get in over my head and post nonsense. Retired, spent my time looking for something to do so I became a hypnotist. Previously an artist, writer, goldsmith, and pump tech. Have COPD and addicted to cannabis. I like pets, they make better people than people. People are animals. I used to be smart now I'm an introvert. Struggling to stay sane while cherishing my insanity.

πŸ”€ Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators β€” useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

Rhodan59 Rhodan59 18% MrPistachios MrPistachios 17% Robert B. Marks Robert B. Marks 16% GamerTower GamerTower 15% Seth Honda Seth Honda 11% Hippie Langstrumpf Hippie Langstrumpf 10%

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