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Tennessee staging a sit-in protest today. She was determined to not let us haul away the old kitty-destroyed sofa. We propped it on end and put it on the dolly and she promptly climbed on top and refused to come down.
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This is a healthy Ponderosa Pine forest, it looks almost like a park. It is one of my favorite places in the world.
#Camping #Hiking
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I am camping next to an abandoned gravel pit. The recent summer monsoon rains have turned the lowest portions of the pit into shallow ponds. At night the frog symphony is *marvelous*.
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Feeling lazy today, so instead of hiking or biking I'm just gonna sit here in the shade, listen to jazz, and watch the clouds.
#Camping
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Tennessee staging a sit-in protest today. She was determined to not let us haul away the old kitty-destroyed sofa. We propped it on end and put it on the dolly and she promptly climbed on top and refused to come down.
#CatsOfMastodon
I am camping next to an abandoned gravel pit. The recent summer monsoon rains have turned the lowest portions of the pit into shallow ponds. At night the frog symphony is *marvelous*.
#Camping #Hiking
This is a healthy Ponderosa Pine forest, it looks almost like a park. It is one of my favorite places in the world.
#Camping #Hiking
Friday night. I'm camping in the forest, there are loud UTVs playing *very* loud music somewhere on the other side of the fence line. I've been here several days, I know there is a bull grazing on that side of the fence.
Is it terrible of…
Feeling lazy today, so instead of hiking or biking I'm just gonna sit here in the shade, listen to jazz, and watch the clouds.
#Camping
Hmmm... we are simultaneously under a dust storm warning AND a flash flood warning. I guess that means that any flooding will be mud flows.
Situation normal in the desert southwest.
Actually, this storm has brought high winds, heavy rain…
Well, I see that the former Palm Beach International Airport has been renamed to Pedo Field.
TIL: Today I Learned that goldfish change color as they age. In the spring, I put four tiny black goldfish in the wildlife water tank to keep the mosquito larvae under control. I was much surprised today to see that one of them is now brig…
One of my tasks for this trip was to repair, if possible, a malfunctioning seismometer. The seismometer is 20+ years old, and I was dreading the time, effort, and frustration I expected to spend.
It took about 10 minutes; I spent longer dr…
Fuck. It's Wednesday before the holiday weekend, and the ATVs are already out screaming around the forest. Thankfully no gunfire (yet).
If anybody wants me, I'll be hiding in a condo in the city until it's safe to go back to the woods.
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