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Followers
82
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for WanWizard 🏴 🇳🇱
📊 Post engagement
25
Avg engagement / post
30.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Glasgow has voted! edit: removed image originally posted here: h · 125 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.27 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.5×
Follows 33 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Just wondering: why is Thames Water spending money on advertising on Facebook?
They have a fixed client base, and a monopoly in the area they serve. Advertising will not gain them a single extra client?
Smells like a campaign to polish the…
Bump, it case you thought this was an April Fools joke...
PHP Friends, how do you start debugging:
Apr 1 10:28:18 webserver kernel: php-fpm[2480253]: segfault at 3c ip 000055a868d9c3a4 sp 00007fff51ad0848 error 4 in php-fpm[55a868b5b000+3be000]
Apr 1 10:28:18 webserver kernel: Code: 15 48 c7 42…
Unpaid carers care because the entire care system has collapsed.
Needing to care for people at home is just because of another cost cutting operation.
Paywall lifted by popular demand:
https://subscribe.bylinetimes.com/edition/75/the-myth-of-morgan-mcsweeney/
The revelations keep on comin'...
https://democracyforsale.substack.com/p/exclusive-morgan-mcsweeneys-labour-together-investigators-journalists
Example isn't correct:
class A
{
public function getB(): B
{
return new B;
}
}
and elsewhere
use B as C;
function test(): C
{
return (new A)->getB();
}
which triggers the issue. So PHP doesn't see that the instance returned b…
#PHP Friends,
Why can't I do:
use A as B;
public function test(B $var): B
{
return $var;
}
I get "Return value must be of type B, A returned" which techically is true, but A and B are the same here?
In other words, I can use B everywhe…
Johnson did a lot of damage, of which Brexit is the one which is going to be felt for the longest. And of course his dispicable COVID record.
But I think Thatcher was worse, since the pain she inflicted (like for example housing) is still …
It gets better. An eval() of
call_user_func('\ns\class::method');
also crashes, but
call_fuel_func_array('\ns\class::method', array());
runs fine. WTF?
edit: on PHP 8.2. If I switch back to PHP 8.4, both crash again.
PHP friends: how do I debug this?
PHP 8.4:
zend_mm_heap corrupted
Aborted (core dumped)
PHP 8.2:
Segmentation fault (core dumped)
on an eval() containing a static method call, like
eval('$x = \ns\class::method();');
?
This happens in a fra…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 25 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.3× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
IT Entrepreneur. DC and Network architect. PHP developer. Fuel PHP Framework project lead. Open Source lover. Asperger brain. Old Dutch. New Scot. Always European.
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