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Account age
3 yrs
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784 views
New posters are going up in London - love them.
edit - a variant shows a different image as you move
#Meta #GlassHoles #Consent #Epstein
22 views
Evening run.
Nothing very special, 8k through the woods. Nice temperature and we avoided the rain. However in the middle of the woods we came across these. No explanation. I’ll take a trip round there tomorrow - not something I would use, but I am sure that I can find someone who would, especially if free.
#running #OddSights #Salvage #Recycle #ReUse
22 views
Captioned ‘Giant otters play at Allwetterzoo Münster, Germany’
I think they have it wrong. What was being said was ‘How many times have I told you to clean your bedroom?’
#Otter
15 views
Downing Street Brutality
Larry The Cat attempts to disable a police sniffer dog’s essential equipment. The dog probably told him a bad joke about revolving PMs.
#CatsOfMastodon #Umbrage #DowningStreet
📊 Post engagement
90
Avg engagement / post
4.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: New posters are going up in London - love them. edit - a variant · 784 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
49.9 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 1.4K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
New posters are going up in London - love them.
edit - a variant shows a different image as you move
#Meta #GlassHoles #Consent #Epstein
Downing Street Brutality
Larry The Cat attempts to disable a police sniffer dog’s essential equipment. The dog probably told him a bad joke about revolving PMs.
#CatsOfMastodon #Umbrage #DowningStreet
Evening run.
Nothing very special, 8k through the woods. Nice temperature and we avoided the rain. However in the middle of the woods we came across these. No explanation. I’ll take a trip round there tomorrow - not something I would use,…
English judges are making it up as they go along.
‘After last month’s verdicts the judge, Philip Parry, told the prosecution and the defence he intended to consider a “terrorist connection” to the offending, despite neither the jury nor th…
The Tate Brothers - scot free in the US amongst Republicans and Democrats
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/jul/27/andrew-tristain-tate-democrats
Will they ever make it to court in the UK
#USPol #UkPol #Tate #Misogyny #Violenc…
Will the English government ever learn or is Blairism deep in their souls?
Private Equity and the NHS.
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2026/jul/27/nhs-patients-records-us-private-equity-firm-optum-uk-tpg
#PrivateEquity #NHS #England #H…
RIP Bill Oddie
I know he was a keen birder, but I am afraid I still can not forget ‘The Goodies’
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2026/jul/27/bill-oddie-naturalist-and-broadcaster-dies
#BillOddie #Obituary
I was unclear whether this was
- seriously meant
- a very good piece of propaganda to exploit and accentuate dangers in the US
- an opportunity to fleece worried parents
- some combination
- or a joke
#Education #preparedness #VisitUSA
Captioned ‘Giant otters play at Allwetterzoo Münster, Germany’
I think they have it wrong. What was being said was ‘How many times have I told you to clean your bedroom?’
#Otter
There is a petition to the UK parliament asking for them to be banned.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/769206
#Meta #GlassHoles
Voting in the UK.
Rumour has it that Labour are keen to introduce compulsory voting, with an option of ‘none of the above’ and a £10 fine for non compliance. I know that Australia uses a similar system. What do UK voters think of it (ple…
It turned out someone saw the incident and took the number, reporting the car as driving erratically. Close on, three cyclist were forced off the road by the same driver and reported it as well. The Polis ‘attended’ an address in Hawick a…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.scot
A Scotland server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 90 views per post.
📤Posts about 49.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~4.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I am a climber, runner (with a Collie), cyclist and swimmer. I was running a small (but perfectly formed) analytics company now employee owned to mark my retirement. Commute between the Highlands and The Borders, campaign for Scottish independence, bake bread and occasionally dabble in bad art.
I winge about a lot - the environment, bad governance and stupidity but do try to provide a wee bit of evidence and highlight good news.
Languages : English, German, Gaelic, Pashtu, Spanish, Italian
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