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Followers
1.4K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Jordan Sissel
Known for
5 views
All this fun infosec guidance and my bank warning me “how to prevent fraud!” like it’s all just on the individual…
Meanwhile, the Home Depot app is now asking for access to data it really doesn’t need… for reasons that are probably a lie
3 views
Titmouse trying to cool off, maybe..?
3 views
A recruiter ping gave me a chuckle. It includes some dashboard screenshot reviewing me from my Github metrics and claims
⭐️ top 1% TypeScript engineers globally
✅️ active on weekends
heh... ok, I mean, it's a neat language but I've probably written more perl and php than typescript.
And ok yeah, I'
3 views
Ubuntu's autoinstall sure makes it hard to automatically install stuff... You you have to add 'autoinstall' to the kernel command line which ... I can't do without editing the CD image I'm using to install!?
Without that, it will prompt you before doing anything "here's your autoinstall config, do
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: All this fun infosec guidance and my bank warning me “how to pre · 5 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 12 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
5.4×
Follows 250 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
All this fun infosec guidance and my bank warning me “how to prevent fraud!” like it’s all just on the individual…
Meanwhile, the Home Depot app is now asking for access to data it really doesn’t need… for reasons that are probably a lie
Titmouse trying to cool off, maybe..?
lol this CGM is cursed or defective … this graph should be smoother not having dots bouncing around wildly.
rofl, nvidia driver seems to be working, but it wasn’t without casualties. Never change, Linux…
State of Android: I downloaded a zip file and it opens in an ereader app and uhh...
Several oak titmice have taken to splooting in the birdseed. Trying to cool off? Dirt bathing? Something else?
A recruiter ping gave me a chuckle. It includes some dashboard screenshot reviewing me from my Github metrics and claims
⭐️ top 1% TypeScript engineers globally
✅️ active on weekends
heh... ok, I mean, it's a neat language but I've probab…
Naming is hard, even for fire management orgs. Greetings from fire season in California.
rofl incredible. it stopped crashing (with no obvious changes?) and I tried to see if I could repeat the process .... I had a hunch maybe the qemu virtfs+9p stuff was a possible culprit...
so I drop the cache on the guest and, it starts cr…
Ubuntu's autoinstall sure makes it hard to automatically install stuff... You you have to add 'autoinstall' to the kernel command line which ... I can't do without editing the CD image I'm using to install!?
Without that, it will prompt y…
Fedora: “I have critical security updates to install! Yes?”
Me: ok sure
Fedora: I am done! Behold, your desktop is beautiful.
ROFL it’s like each Wayland surface has its own Swiss-cheese of black blocks. Layers and layers of mess.
Porting my little desktop-vm tooling to macOS was a hilarious, but short, ride.
* Had to write my own SPICE viewer.
* Homebrew's qemu is subpar, so I use UTM's excellent qemu build...
* Except, UTM ships qemu as a shared library(!??) so I …
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 3× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.1% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
“A Young Turk spared hackerdom from respectability”
I'm a hacker living in California. I take photos of arthropods, do various computer projects, and do lots of repairs on things around my house. I also like to bike and trail run :)
20+ years of open source, systems administration, software engineering, distributed systems, and infosec. You may have used software I've built -- Logstash, fpm, grok, pleaserun, xdotool.
If a user has a bad time, it’s a bug.
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