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🔥 Top post: A statistic that makes me cackle. · 698 likes + reposts
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A statistic that makes me cackle.
Home after taking the new camper for a four day test run. Now I just have to let the holiday leave accrue for a bigger trip in summer.
Throwback to the one time I actually used an AI chatbot
Nicked from Tumblr; crediting this quote seems like a mission set up to fail but I like it.
Trust issues.
I hope this isn’t a sign of the day to come 🫤
Knocked off a chunk of the Great Taste Trail this morning but was disappointed to find the Jester Cafe closed. Their resident tūī still gave a wonderful concert as we passed by.
#cycling
Another wee stretch of the Whale Trail ticked off this morning. A bit of soft sand and gravel but I stayed upright - I’m getting better at this balance stuff.
#biking
Went for a walk before an afternoon bike ride. My fitness apps are going to go into digital shock at being used more than once in a day!
Bit of a desolate stretch on our bike ride this morning.
Not me lying in a wobbly camper van googling how much wind it takes to tip a camper van over…
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Invercargill evening.
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.6× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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Aldo Bruno
15%
yelinaung
14%
Shannon Prickett
14%
Mike Hommel
11%
Andrea Roceal
11%
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