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周五下山的时候看到这个人开着ATV飞驰而过,我还想这真是开出了逃命的气势。后来看到他在被浓烟笼罩的路段来来回回,大概是为了确保山上的人都下来了没有开岔路。又有人逆势而上,我们一开始还笑说这是不要命的白人。但后来看到开车驮着狗和马下山的人,才想…
曾经火红头发现在改成浅粉的白人babysitter 今天穿了短裤,我看到她小腿的纹身有狐狸,兰花,和草书的“度日如年”????
看到了他的书,后记里感谢恩师去足利学校帮他找书。hmm这也是可以记错的吗?明明是我穿过长长的清水隧道,是我路过松尾芭蕉漫步的海岸,是我看到群山沉沉空翠,是我度过了美好的夏天。
好说歹说把男人拖去一个图书馆面向fathers and caregivers who are men and non-binary的亲子活动。他远远看到一群男的抱着宝宝唱roly poly就大叫cringey,气鼓鼓地说我有自己的和宝宝相处的方式,坚决不肯踏进活动房间半步。
我一时暴怒,觉得非常不平。我…
前两天面试babysitter, 是个火红头发四个唇钉的年轻人。问她能不能偶尔帮忙做饭,她说不大会做肉类,因为太贵不常吃。啊!这我倒是没有想到。
周末 oncall,下午我在补觉,babysitter 来了,隐约听到丈夫跟她说我是干什么的,基本就是 silicone valley 里 gilfoyle "the internet, heard of it?" 那一段。请看:https://www.instagram.com/reel/DO1dl4ZDNYx/
哥伦比亚朋友的一大家子亲戚来温哥华看她。因为她经常晒(我的)娃,他们请我带娃去玩。于是一家人围着一个八杆子打不着的娃欢喜赞叹了半天,验证了latino爱孩子的刻板印象。
想问一下象上通勤的父母,你们是怎么做到的?
我现在的日程大概是六点起床,和小孩玩,早饭。八点半出门去托儿所。九点半到公司。下午三点半去托儿所接小孩。和小孩玩,晚饭。晚上七点半小孩睡觉,我继续工作到十点。
是靠坚强的意志吗?
中年妇女的一点小确幸:穿上八年前买的短袖针织衫,发现袖口变紧了,带娃果然是很好的锻炼。
平时不总是能强烈感觉到丈夫是男的。今天我偶尔提了句世界杯,他才搜了搜当时的比赛。结果一打开电梯就变成一个彻头彻尾的男的,哪怕过去四年都没看过球,也要头头是道的评论一番。。。
啊足球!
一个对东亚饮食毫无兴趣的人是这么叫我的东北五常大米的,以下几个轮流用:
Jasmine rice, Korean rice, sticky rice, your rice.
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