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hey fellas
i use quite light inks at times and PaperNext (paperless-ngx mobile client) does a great job of auto-contrasting it
OCR (tesseract, default config) doesn't get much of my handwriting - only the occasional word
really enamoured of Paperless-NGX especially now i've got a flow for scanning paper journals to PDF
onto the second (just found the setting to let me scan > 10 pages per pdf)
let's see if i get through more than a handful tho!
I had a general anaesthetic on Tuesday, and the tip of my tongue is still sparkly ... WHY IS THIS?
FINALLY found my external brain paper notebook which had been hung in a paper shopping bag on the back of a chair for more than a week ... OMG hadn't realised how much i depend on paper
geez
me: I wrote these docs mostly using vocalinux
vocalinux: I wrote these docs mostly using vodkalinux
when a mention triggers "nostalgic" recall of an open source project, and you check in on where it's at
#BONESES 🦴 🦴 🦴 #smarty
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