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倒腾了小半年的房间终于到收尾阶段了。
桌面理理线修一下台灯，等打折去宜家拖小铁皮柜放到桌子下面，就算彻底齐活。
-尴尬的是现在我tm自己都觉得这玩意像宜家样板间。-
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玛德。
官方得玩这么变态，害得我还确认了一下po主账户以为眼花了。
也太tmd！！
-ーー令人安心了。-
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淫乱pink！
坏了，本来想看看能不能退货，结果摆弄了一下越看越可爱。
-这下只能去售后赌一赌了。-
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玛德。
定做的桌板来回返厂拖了2个半月，终于是完美到位了。
只能说这次装修买得最对的东西就是电钻。
因为榉木板是真tnd硬，电钻提前攻孔+最大扭力拧自攻螺丝，愣是不能一次拧到底。
不攻孔直接干拧螺丝更是只能破点表皮，连1mm都怼不进去。
最后桌架+拉直器+线盒一共50多颗螺丝。-我都不敢想象这堆螺丝用手拧得多酸爽。-
每一位猛男的家里真得有套手电钻.jpg。
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: 倒腾了小半年的房间终于到收尾阶段了。 桌面理理线修一下台灯，等打折去宜家拖小铁皮柜放到桌子下面，就算彻底齐活。 -尴尬的是现在我 · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 2 text · 10 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
11×
Follows 59 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
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倒腾了小半年的房间终于到收尾阶段了。
桌面理理线修一下台灯，等打折去宜家拖小铁皮柜放到桌子下面，就算彻底齐活。
-尴尬的是现在我tm自己都觉得这玩意像宜家样板间。-
玛德。
官方得玩这么变态，害得我还确认了一下po主账户以为眼花了。
也太tmd！！
-ーー令人安心了。-
淫乱pink！
坏了，本来想看看能不能退货，结果摆弄了一下越看越可爱。
-这下只能去售后赌一赌了。-
服了。
溯行这做工还是烂得跟屎一样，成品居然能在大腿屁股上看到合模线，简直服气。
白瞎这可爱的面雕。
-搞了半天还真不如做成拼装我自己拼.jpg。-
寿屋：先生，本次的死苦水套件有“小中大”三个胸型可供选择。
我：不要巨乳，请给我儿童size的贫乳，微微隆起的那种！
寿屋：对不起先生，我们只有小胸、中胸和大胸，左边这个就是最小的胸了。
我be like：
玛德。
定做的桌板来回返厂拖了2个半月，终于是完美到位了。
只能说这次装修买得最对的东西就是电钻。
因为榉木板是真tnd硬，电钻提前攻孔+最大扭力拧自攻螺丝，愣是不能一次拧到底。
不攻孔直接干拧螺丝更是只能破点表皮，连1mm都怼不进去。
最后桌架+拉直…
宜家这小柜子改造之后意外的不错。
虽然作为展示柜两侧用铁网=直接和防尘说再见，必须后期自己塞两片亚克力板做防尘。
但是这铁网在阳光斜射下的光影简直绝了，倒影在黑丝大腿上秒变物理学“网袜”。
以至于把胶女人放进去愣是有种奇妙又色情的“监禁感”。
-ike…
地板老哥或许负债奔命，但他真有幸福家庭。
ーー真有爱他的老婆孩子会在星期五的下午打电话问候并等他回家吃饭。
而阻碍这样一个男人和家人团聚的，正是我这样一个要求多且通话履历常年只有快递员派件联系和取件码短信的傻逼客户。
ーー何等的失败者。
这是…
怎么说。
装修大概是世上仅有的，能让你在短时间内连续不断的和各个行业的人深入交流，并建立浓厚陌生人关系的项目。
从二次元头像全身上下都流淌着贴吧单身青年气息的空调小哥；
到话唠飞起全程给你讲工具用法的家具安装师傅；
再到开口就是儒雅绅士感又抱…
怎么说。
记得11年我网上冲浪到Google+，认识的沙雕网友们初入股市，有人买Google，有人买苹果，有人买英伟达。
随后18年苹果领跑，给市值创造了全新的计量单位。
也有20年入市就梭哈万代寿屋，然后喜提腰斩的悲情胶佬，-老哥现在也依然爱着寿屋。-
ーー他们…
狗代这商法有点缺德了。
-难道要为了フチコマ额外再买一只母猩猩吗！-
卧室改造前后折腾了3个月，除了墙没刷新之外，整个房间从地板到软装全换了一轮。
现在终于大件基本到位，只剩两张桌面到货了。
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🐘 Community & instance
Home server
fedibird.com
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.1× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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