Yvan

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Followers

577

Account age

3 yrs

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It is a whole week since the last day of #EMFCamp and I finally have my #spaceagon actually talking to wifi again (since 2024 lol), updated, keyboard enabled, and otherwise #hexpansion populated. A couple of nice simple blingy new ones added this year, plus a couple of these "bender hats" from 2024 (one modified with a broken rainbow hat I found on the ground and repaired to wire in — just had to

11 views It is a whole week since the last day of #EMFCamp and I finally have my #spaceagon actually talking to wifi again (since 2024 lol), updated, keyboard enabled, and otherwise #hexpansion populated. A couple of nice simple blingy new ones added this year, plus a couple of these "bender hats" from 2024 (one modified with a broken rainbow hat I found on the ground and repaired to wire in — just had to

Italian NightBut we're kinda paddling across the Ionian sea to throw in Kalamata olives and Feta.
With some bacon, our own garlic and yellow zucchini, and the last of that batch of pesto I made recently.
So I present: Pasta Fettuccine alla Greca

2 views Italian NightBut we're kinda paddling across the Ionian sea to throw in Kalamata olives and Feta. With some bacon, our own garlic and yellow zucchini, and the last of that batch of pesto I made recently. So I present: Pasta Fettuccine alla Greca

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.7%

Engagement vs followers

Feb 2023

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: It is a whole week since the last day of #EMFCamp and I finally · 11 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

29.5 / week

Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

1.4×

Follows 417 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post It is a whole week since the last day of #EMFCamp and I finally have my #spaceagon actually talking to wifi again (since 2024 lol), updated, keyboard enabled, and otherwise #hexpansion populated. A couple of nice simple blingy new ones added this year, plus a couple of these "be… ★ 11

Italian NightBut we're kinda paddling across the Ionian sea to throw in Kalamata olives and Feta. With some bacon, our own garlic and yellow zucchini, and the last of that batch of pesto I made recently. So I present: Pasta Fettuccine alla… ★ 2 A terrbible joke from my childhood...On his arriving late to class, the teacher asks Tommy: where have you been Tommy? Tommy says: "Down the creek with Bruce, he was putting sticks up frogs' arseholes!" "Rectum Tommy!" "Sure did miss!"Brou… ★ 1 I have used a LOT of different wiki-like things in my time... and by this day and age I would have expected a tonne of constructive evolution and for the surviving/existing solutions to be class-A smoothly operating user-friendly software.… On the topic of things I cannot find... fucking Thinkpads and their fucking mini-display-port sockets. Every now and then I want to connect my TP to another screen, like my projector, every time I just end up buying a new adapter because b… ★ 1 Have wasted a lot of this weekend hunting for keys :( I can get a copy of the garage one done as the maintenance person has a copy of that (it is a lock I replaced a few months ago). I suspect the other two were one-off keys. Both locks pr… ★ 1 Very much given up on the keys for today. Said I'll have to use the angle grinder to get into the shed. Guess what.... the angle grinder is in the shed. 😂 Maybe the dremel (not in the shed) can do it. TBF I could probably just rip the doo… ★ 2 Anyway... instead of continuing the search I have decided to reblue my hair. 🤷🏻‍♂️ ★ 5 I cannot even remember if I last had them on Tuesday or Wednesday... I blame EMF-lag. I guess I am going to have to start the "deep search" phase of looking (which is basically a process of selectively trying to bring order to chaos, some … ★ 1 I have done a very Yvan thing. Sometime earlier this week I had the bundle of keys for the shed, garage, and summerhouse. I put these keys down somewhere... So far over an hour of searching has yet to yield keys. Sometimes I wish I lived o… ★ 10 (I am so out of touch with modern software lol 👴 ) The second turn-of is: why the ABSOLUTE FUCK is your fancy text editor over a fucking GIGABYTE download. WTF people.

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On Mastodon since

Feb 2023

An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 4 views per post.

📤Posts about 29.5× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated

66/100

Good Credibility score

89%

Real Real audience

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High Data confidence

Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Established account (3+ years old).

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About

Allotmenter, cooker, fermenter, tinkerer ("maker"?), hacker of things and code. Posts will ebb and flow between all these and more. Generalist sorta Computer Scientist / "Software Engineer" to pay the rent (spanning from C/C++ systems/networking to Python/PHP web malarkey.) Linux user since ~1998. Grew up in South West Australia, on Wadandi Noongar land, but currently lives in England's West Norfolk Fenlands… due to the oddness of life 🤷🏻‍♂️ … now somewhat anchored by an #allotment 🌱🍅🍆🌽🥔🥕🧄🫑 This is /var/log/yvan — I am here mainly for myself, for my own record. CW: Yvan can be bit sweary (he speaks En.Au), he is haphazard with CWs, and does his best with ALTs as time & energy permit. He has a strong tendancy towards pessimistic nihilism. Ally 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 #noindex #nobot