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1.6K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
18 views
Our new neighbors threw all their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they finally moved the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned aggressive and tried to stop the garbage men from taking its pantry away.
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There's a little girl who lives up the street from us who is obsessed with a nearby cookie shop. As people walk by, she'll say to her father, "I bet they're going to Hello Robin." She loves it so much she drew this sign. You can get a cookie "any time you want," but she can't. Sigh. #seattle
9 views
Hot dog shaped burger mold.
"Hot dog shaped burgers are less messy and easier to eat than a round burger!"
6 views
The family that watches me work.
📊 Post engagement
16
Avg engagement / post
1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: You can't fix everything, but most of the time if you pick just · 28 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.12 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
4.5×
Follows 362 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Dealing with several people who think typing a question into AI is "thinking about" a topic. In fact, they just cut and paste ChatGPT results into an email and expect me to read them and extract the useful parts. I would say 90% of the tim…
Hot dog shaped burger mold.
"Hot dog shaped burgers are less messy and easier to eat than a round burger!"
There's a little girl who lives up the street from us who is obsessed with a nearby cookie shop. As people walk by, she'll say to her father, "I bet they're going to Hello Robin." She loves it so much she drew this sign. You can get a cook…
Changed my username to be slightly less searchable, but still identifiable.
The family that watches me work.
It seems like the first thought a lot of people had about Jimothy was, how do I monetize this raccoon?
Gentle Seattle rain is a comfort in these troubling times. Like a thousand misty kisses on the walk home from Safeway.
#seattle
Our new neighbors threw all their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they finally moved the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned a…
Rich guys tend to think every bit of good luck is the result of their genius. That's why "I broke this rule and got away with it" turns into "That rule is stupid, and only idiots follow it."
A restaurant we loved closed during the pandemic. We just discovered it quietly reopened this year and we didn't notice. We went there yesterday and the food and portions and terrible murals on the wall were the same as they were in 2019. …
My old therapist is now taking mushrooms and talking to fairies to get ancient wisdom. I wish I was joking.
Hot dog shaped burger mold.
"Hot dog shaped burgers are less messy and easier to eat than a round burger!"
There's a little girl who lives up the street from us who is obsessed with a nearby cookie shop. As people walk by, she'll say to her father, "I bet they're going to Hello Robin." She loves it so much she drew this sign. You can get a cook…
Changed my username to be slightly less searchable, but still identifiable.
The family that watches me work.
It seems like the first thought a lot of people had about Jimothy was, how do I monetize this raccoon?
Gentle Seattle rain is a comfort in these troubling times. Like a thousand misty kisses on the walk home from Safeway.
#seattle
Our new neighbors threw all their takeout containers in the trash, and the raccoons dug in and got the good bits. The squirrels had a feast for days on what was left. When they finally moved the can to the curb, the alpha squirrel turned a…
Rich guys tend to think every bit of good luck is the result of their genius. That's why "I broke this rule and got away with it" turns into "That rule is stupid, and only idiots follow it."
A restaurant we loved closed during the pandemic. We just discovered it quietly reopened this year and we didn't notice. We went there yesterday and the food and portions and terrible murals on the wall were the same as they were in 2019. …
My old therapist is now taking mushrooms and talking to fairies to get ancient wisdom. I wish I was joking.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
masto.ai
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 16 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
It's me, David. Just a private account. Opinions are mine. Still feeding crows, thinking about toys, and surviving whatever the word is for what's going on right now. Born and raised in Skibidy, Ohio. Online since 1983. #neurodiverse #copywriting #toys #novelties #crows #marketing
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