Total Matt-ness

Total Matt-ness is the home for the deep dives into things that nobody asked for, with overthinking things that change absolutely nothing and all wrapped up with zero research. I'll argue my point, whether it's right or wrong and you can feel free to reach out and complain at me via . From The Minimum Gain Network, host Matt tackles life's most pressing, unimportant mysteries - like why does his dog choose to do "The Butt Snuff" as his daily hobby, the physics of the liquidity of cats and the dread of all the deals you will walk away with from the middle of Lidl. If you've ever wasted twenty minutes of your time wondering why all socks aren't like feet gloves then you are in the right place.