LIVE
⭐6M influencer listings 🏢75.6K sponsor listings 🌍85.7B combined audience reach 📊13 platforms indexed 🗺️130+ countries covered 🏷️10,000+ niches 🦋2.7M Bluesky creators 🎙️1.3M podcast creators 🟣993.9K Twitch creators 📈275.2K Pinterest creators 🐘185.5K Mastodon creators 🥊171.7K Kick creators 𝕏165.5K X creators 99K YouTube creators 🎵71.6K TikTok creators ✈️67K Telegram creators 🎮10.6K Discord creators 🎬4.6K Rumble creators 📈2.7K Substack creators 🧵2.3K Threads creators ⭐6M influencer listings 🏢75.6K sponsor listings 🌍85.7B combined audience reach 📊13 platforms indexed 🗺️130+ countries covered 🏷️10,000+ niches 🦋2.7M Bluesky creators 🎙️1.3M podcast creators 🟣993.9K Twitch creators 📈275.2K Pinterest creators 🐘185.5K Mastodon creators 🥊171.7K Kick creators 𝕏165.5K X creators 99K YouTube creators 🎵71.6K TikTok creators ✈️67K Telegram creators 🎮10.6K Discord creators 🎬4.6K Rumble creators 📈2.7K Substack creators 🧵2.3K Threads creators
The Map is Mostly Water

The Map is Mostly Water

Substack @simonsarris Parenting
⚔ Compare ☆ Follow Own this channel?
🔄 Data last refreshed 1 day ago
🤝

Make a deal with The Map is Mostly Water

🔒 Paid proposals held safely in escrow — released only when the work's approved.

📣Sponsored placementThe primary sponsor slot at the top of a regular issue — you… $261→ 📝Sponsored post (editorial)A full post written in my voice featuring your product — new… $470→ 📧Dedicated sendA whole solo email to my list about you — the entire inbox m… $679→ 🔖Classified / footer adA short text ad in the footer of an issue — the affordable e… $78→ 📦Package / presenting sponsorRecurring placements across several issues — "brought to you… $783/mo→ ⭐Paid recommendationI recommend your newsletter or product to my subscribers via… $313→ 🔗Affiliate / commissionOngoing affiliate mentions in my issues. The monthly fee is … $131/mo→ 🤝Cross-promo swapWe recommend each other to our lists — a value swap between … Swap→ 📞1:1 ConsultPaid video call — advice, coaching or Q&A $75/hr→

Every booking is a normal escrow-protected deal.

Subscribers
27K
Account age
6 yrs
🎁 Free analysisfor The Map is Mostly Water
🕵️Fake Followers CheckReal-audience % & bot risk→ 📊Engagement rateBenchmarked vs. peers→ 💰What they chargeFair sponsored-post price→

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Substack in 2020 — 6 years ago.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
💬0.92% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 10K Subscribers for passing 10K subscribers.

👥 Audience demographics

Estimated

Modeled from this creator's niche, platform & region — a niche benchmark, not this creator's real audience data.

Gender split
Male 34% Female 66%
Age · peak 18-24
13-1711%
18-2433%
25-3432%
35-4416%
45+8%
Top geographies
  • United States34%
  • India11%
  • United Kingdom8%
  • Brazil6%
  • Indonesia5%
Likely interests
EntertainmentLifestyleTrending

💬 Newsletter engagement

Measured

Real reader activity from the last 12 posts — reactions, comments and restacks are public on every Substack post.

248
❤ avg reactions / post
15
💬 avg comments / post
47
🔁 avg restacks / post
0.92%
Excellentreaction rate
Free issues (reach the whole list) vs paywalled
92% free

Almost every issue is free — a sponsor reaches the entire subscriber base.

About

anecdotes, fables, tales, advice, photography, questions, sentiment, and ways to get lost in the forest

📮 Recommends

From Substack

The Map is Mostly Water publicly recommends these newsletters to its readers — a real signal of shared audience and strong collab targets.

sympathetic opposition Escaping Flatland gundwyn

More like this

Find more →
Substack ＋
Moms Mean Business
Moms Mean Business
@sarahwellsbrand
28K Subscribers
Substack ＋
MOM BRAIN
MOM BRAIN
@theeverymom
29K Subscribers
Substack ＋
Badass Matriarch
Badass Matriarch
@lynzyandco
25K Subscribers
Substack ＋
The Family Commons
The Family Commons
@thefamilycommons
25K Subscribers
Substack ＋
Now What
Now What
@melindawmoyer
30K Subscribers
Substack ＋
Kid Talk
Kid Talk
@kidtalk
24K Subscribers

Frequently asked questions

How much does The Map is Mostly Water charge for a sponsorship?
The Map is Mostly Water hasn't published fixed prices yet. Send a proposal through SocialDB and agree terms directly — your payment is held in escrow until the work is approved.
How do I contact The Map is Mostly Water for a brand deal or collaboration?
Send a paid deal or collab request right here on SocialDB — we notify The Map is Mostly Water, and once they accept, your payment is held safely in escrow and released when the work is approved. You don't need to track down an email.
How many subscribers does The Map is Mostly Water have?
The Map is Mostly Water has 27,000 subscribers on Substack.

✉ Message The Map is Mostly Water

Reaching out to influencers is a Pro feature. Upgrade to message any influencer directly — perfect for brands and agencies booking sponsorships.

  • ✓ Message any influencer from their listing
  • ✓ The influencer gets notified by email
  • ✓ Manage every conversation in one inbox
See Pro $9.95/mo →

Already Pro? Log in.

🎤 Event / appearance with The Map is Mostly Water

Booking an event / appearance is a Pro feature. Upgrade to book The Map is Mostly Water for an in-person or virtual appearance — payment held safely in escrow until the event is done.

  • ✓ Book them for events, livestreams, panels & more
  • ✓ The Map is Mostly Water gets notified by email
  • ✓ Fee held in escrow, released after the appearance
See Pro $9.95/mo →

Already Pro? Log in.

Auto-generated from Substack's public data — no affiliation with or endorsement by SocialDB. Is this you? Claim it · Remove

✉️ Contact