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"I know we hired you remote somehow...
But that was then, and this is now."
New song: the RTO (Return-To-Office) Tango
A longtime friend, one of the most reliably excellent software engineers I know, just left AWS for Airbnb. His reason? Airbnb is remote-friendly, and AWS gave him an ultimatum to RTO.
RTO doesn’t filter out slackers, it just pushes away t…
every acquisition announcement from a tech company
I'll never forget asking a guy who maintained 40yo mainframes for an insurance co why he didn't just migrate the apps.
His reply: the firm's actuarial code relies on specific bugs in the mainframe OS's floating-point handling. Run on any …
good morning and welcome to 2023
I’m a W, how about you?
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new little song:
"The Re-Org Rag (I'm My Own VP)"
Facebook employees are now "Metamates". (?)
Can't wait for:
LinkedIn -> Inmates
Amazon -> Primates
Tinder -> Intimates
Jira -> Underestimates
Postmates -> Postmatemates
it's the little things...
Good morning. here's another Probably Wrong Flowchart, this time on AWS database services!
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Dear intern:
We've all screwed something up,
So welcome to the club.
"That Sinking Feeling (The #HugOps Song)"
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~10× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Verified account.
- Established account (11+ years old).
- 13.28% engagement — around average for this size on X.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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