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Luke shared the URL from the original phishing email with me, so I'd like to showcase it a bit.
Planning to record a video to walk through it, but don't have a chance to record for the next few hours... so will roll with a Twitter/X thread for now 🧵
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Don't worry everyone, the Internet is still a safe place.
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Fuck.
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OUR AIRPLANE CAN'T FIND THE MYSQL DATABASE 😱😱 @kaitlyn_devalk
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Luke shared the URL from the original phishing email with me, so I'd like to showcase it a bit.
Planning to record a video to walk through it, but don't have a chance to record for the next few hours... so will roll with a Twitter/X thread for now 🧵
LOL OK I GUESS EVERYONE IS ALREADY ON IT
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tHE PASSWORSDS aRE LEAKINH eVERYWHERE NO00ooOoO
Looks like Delta switched to S1 😂
i did the thing :)
Jumped onto CNN to chitchat about the CrowdStrike shenanigans -- cheesy picture but quite a treat, thank you for letting me join you 🙏
Hug ops to all the folks still fighting fires for this thing. 🫂
This is CrowdStrike's Director of Overwatch, so I hope to help spread the word. I believe CS stopped these changes from being pushed out so machines late to the party wont get the faulty driver.
Command in Safe Mode:
del "C:\Windows\Syst…
CrowdStrike Falcon agents are imploding right now and causing a Blue Screen of Death boot loop on every endpoint. Reports of massive outages globally.
I'm on a 6-hour flight with Starlink, and I am using my GPD Pocket tiny laptop, to Parsec home to my desktop and access all my virtual machines and home lab server. Honestly I just think it is funny. 😂
the moment i realized i made a grave mistake
Fuck.
OUR AIRPLANE CAN'T FIND THE MYSQL DATABASE 😱😱 @kaitlyn_devalk
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