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Followers
3.48M
Posts
12.5K
Following
1
Account age
13 yrs
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$19.5K – $31.7K / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for VeryBritishProblems
Known for
7.09M views
A very British reaction
3.08M views
Good lord. Never seen a goose warning reach level 5 before.
961.8K views
The most Waitrose thing I’ve ever seen
58.3K views
Mildly thrilled to announce my new book: A Very British Midlife Crisis - A Survival Guide to the Best Years of Your Life (by me, Rob Temple, creator of Very British Problems). Out in Autumn but available to pre-order now.
📊 Post performance
2.94M
Avg views / post
84.6%
Reach vs followers
Dec 2012
On X since
🔥 Top post: A very British reaction · 7.09M views
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.04 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 1 video · 3 image · 14 text.
Follower / following
3.48M×
Follows 1 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Verification
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A paid X Premium (Blue) verified account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
A very British reaction
Mildly thrilled to announce my new book: A Very British Midlife Crisis - A Survival Guide to the Best Years of Your Life (by me, Rob Temple, creator of Very British Problems). Out in Autumn but available to pre-order now.
The most Waitrose thing I’ve ever seen
Me in my 20s sleeping at a friend’s house: “Don’t worry that you haven’t got a spare bed, I will sleep on the kitchen floor or in the bath or folded into a cupboard or in the big bush outside your front door”
Me now I’m 40: “Thank you fo…
Good lord. Never seen a goose warning reach level 5 before.
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against a wall.
Email translations:
“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious
“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious
“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious
“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious
“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Tr…
How to really enjoy the rain:
1. Stand at the window (inside)
2. Put non-tea drinking hand on hip
3. Sip tea from mug
4. Mutter “look at that rain”, “it’s really coming down now” or “the garden needs it”
5. Say “good job we got the cushi…
“No no, you keep in the middle of the path, it makes more sense that I fold myself into this hedge”
March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era
Brit 1: “What do you fancy doing?”
Brit 2: “I don’t mind, what do you fancy?”
Brit 1: “Whatever you fancy”
Brit 2: “I honestly don’t mind”
Brit 1: “You choose”
Brit 2: “I always choose”
Brit 1: “No you don’t”
Brit 2: “It’s your turn”
Brit …
"Give them a ring"
"I've emailed"
"Be quicker to ring"
"I've sent a text as well"
"Just ring them"
"I'll send another email"
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined X in 2012 — 13 years ago.
👁️Averages 2.94M views per post.
📤Posts about 0× per week.
💬1.08% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 1M Followers for passing 1M followers.
🛡️ Audience credibility
69/100
Good
Credibility score
85%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 85% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.8× of followers engage each post) is around typical for X.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Verified account.
- Established account (13+ years old).
- 1.08% engagement — below the ~10.8% typical for this size.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
New book: A Very British Christmas, out October 2025. For everything VBP, visit: http://linktr.ee/verybritishproblemsofficial Written by @RobTemple101
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