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Followers
19K
Posts
411.2K
Following
20.2K
Account age
5 yrs

Known for

Bill. Maher. Is. Such. A. MF. Dumbas$. Seth McFarlane is smart. 1.32M views Bill. Maher. Is. Such. A. MF. Dumbas$. Seth McFarlane is smart. Thank you, John Goodman. F—k you, Josh Hawley. 708.7K views Thank you, John Goodman. F—k you, Josh Hawley. Trump and MAGA need to take a cue from Tommy Lee MF Jones 👇🏼 322.6K views Trump and MAGA need to take a cue from Tommy Lee MF Jones 👇🏼 Republicans for Harris 🗳️ 💯 173.7K views Republicans for Harris 🗳️ 💯

📊 Post performance

172.2K
Avg views / post
9×
Reach vs followers
Aug 2020
On X since

🔥 Top post: Bill. Maher. Is. Such. A. MF. Dumbas$. Seth McFarlane is smart. · 1.32M views

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.11 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 3 video · 10 image · 5 text.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 20.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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▶ 🔥 Top post Bill. Maher. Is. Such. A. MF. Dumbas$. Seth McFarlane is smart. 1.32M❤ 4.3K🔁 791
▶ Here goes nothin’ 🎹 🎶 #NOLA 6.7K❤ 106🔁 67 ▶ Thank you, John Goodman. F—k you, Josh Hawley. 708.7K❤ 14.1K🔁 3.9K Republicans for Harris 🗳️ 💯 173.7K❤ 2.6K🔁 817 $44 billion couldn’t even make this picture go away…. #MuskPedoFiles 172.2K❤ 10K🔁 4.1K Bravo, Fani Willis 👏🏼 69.6K❤ 3.9K🔁 818 INSTA WIN 🏆 71.4K❤ 3.3K🔁 480 Trump and MAGA need to take a cue from Tommy Lee MF Jones 👇🏼 322.6K❤ 3.1K🔁 893 @elonmusk @eltonofficial I think it’s gonna be a long, long time… before you get an answer 🚀 ❤ 3.1K🔁 99 Damn Twitter, SAN FRANCISCO 🫡 Apparently, Twitter HQ has spoken ❤ 3.2K🔁 748 Donald J. Trump’s got rape, fraud & insurrection on his docket this week ❤ 2.5K🔁 745 MAGA Christians as pious as ever ✝️ ❤ 2.4K🔁 739

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined X in 2020 — 5 years ago.
👁️Averages 172.2K views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
💬37.67% engagement rate.
🏅Earned the 10K Followers for passing 10K followers.

🛡️ Audience credibility

86/100 Excellent
  • Est. 83% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~9× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Follows 20.2K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
  • Established account (5+ years old).
  • 37.67% engagement — above the ~18% typical for a X account this size.
Est. authentic audience
83%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

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Here goes nothin’ 🎹 🎶 #NOLA Thank you, John Goodman. F—k you, Josh Hawley. Republicans for Harris 🗳️ 💯 $44 billion couldn’t even make this picture go away…. #MuskPedoFiles Bill. Maher. Is. Such. A. MF. Dumbas$. Seth McFarlane is smart. INSTA WIN 🏆 Trump and MAGA need to take a cue from Tommy Lee MF Jones 👇🏼 MAGA Christians as pious as ever ✝️

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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