Brian Vargas

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Mastodon @ardvaark@mastodon.world
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Followers
120
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

The joy I feel in seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again is only exceeded by the joy I feel in seeing the joy of other people seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again.9 views The joy I feel in seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again is only exceeded by the joy I feel in seeing the joy of other people seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again. So glad this is being replaced by parking for 6 cars. What a colossal failure by DDOT and the DC Council.4 views So glad this is being replaced by parking for 6 cars. What a colossal failure by DDOT and the DC Council. Feels Like3 views Feels Like 🚨 BREAKING NEWS ON FOX 🚨 There’s a pair and two kits that have taken up residence on our block in Mount Pleasant. They are celebrities for the quantity of rats they’re eating. Sadly, they also have mange — some of them rather severely. One of the kits here seems pretty healthy, but the other is clea2 views 🚨 BREAKING NEWS ON FOX 🚨 There’s a pair and two kits that have taken up residence on our block in Mount Pleasant. They are celebrities for the quantity of rats they’re eating. Sadly, they also have mange — some of them rather severely. One of the kits here seems pretty healthy, but the other is clea

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
2.5%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: The joy I feel in seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing agai · 9 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 7 image · 5 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 208 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post The joy I feel in seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again is only exceeded by the joy I feel in seeing the joy of other people seeing the Meridian Hill fountain flowing again. ★ 9
So glad this is being replaced by parking for 6 cars. What a colossal failure by DDOT and the DC Council. ★ 4 ▶ 🚨 BREAKING NEWS ON FOX 🚨 There’s a pair and two kits that have taken up residence on our block in Mount Pleasant. They are celebrities for the quantity of rats they’re eating. Sadly, they also have mange — some of them rather severely. One… ★ 2 ▶ Feels Like ★ 3 Fuuuu ★ 1 ▶ Ermehgrd it’s so hot. More money in politics! ▶ Movies about billionaires are all the same. I throw up a little in my mouth every time. The Alamo Drafthouse in DC has a hall of movie presidents and I think they did an excellent job. ★ 1 ▶ Live View of the White House South Lawn Solid meme material. ★ 1

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
mastodon.world
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 2× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

89/100 Excellent
  • Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~2.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
  • Verified account.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
99%
Fake-follower risk
Low
Data confidence
High

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.

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So glad this is being replaced by parking for 6 cars. What a colossal failure by DDOT and the DC Council. 🚨 BREAKING NEWS ON FOX 🚨 There’s a pair and two kits that have taken up residence on our block in Mount Pleasant. They are celebrities for the quantity of rats they’re eating. Sadly, they also have mange — some of them rather severely. One of the kits here seems pretty healthy, but the other is clea Feels Like Fuuuu Ermehgrd it’s so hot. More money in politics! Movies about billionaires are all the same. I throw up a little in my mouth every time.

🔀 Audience overlap

Estimated

Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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