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You know you've got off to a bad start when you wake up and find your ear is on the wrong way round. #mastodogs #dogsofmastodon
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Garden supervisor explains local bylaws on cctv to the new trail cam that appeared on his patch.
#wildlife #birds #cute
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#paranormal
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Saw this over the way and thought it worth sharing #jokes
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You know you've got off to a bad start when you wake up and find your ear is on the wrong way round. #mastodogs #dogsofmastodon
Not a bad idea, what with Christmas just around the corner. I got a tenner for my grandad. #jokes
Saw this over the way and thought it worth sharing #jokes
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Garden supervisor explains local bylaws on cctv to the new trail cam that appeared on his patch.
#wildlife #birds #cute
The path to winter is paved with gold #autumn
#trump
#paranormal
Wet cobbles in lamplight make a good start to #Halloween week
What if I said: "I'm proud of my country and the president who is scared of solar panels, thinks wind turbines (windmills) cause cancer and hurricanes should be nuked and who invokes Hannibal Lecter at every opportunity?"
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I think this may be taking practical #jokes a tad too far …
I wouldn't argue with this fellow #thingsthatlooklikepeople #pareidolia
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