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Dark Phoenix πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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πŸ“£Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12β†’ 🧡Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story β€” the fediverse rewards dept… $30β†’ πŸ“¦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product β€” I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16β†’ πŸ“ŒPinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/moβ†’ πŸ”—Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/moβ†’ πŸ”Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month β€” di… $24/moβ†’ πŸ›οΈInstance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run β€” a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/moβ†’ 🀝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances β€” a value swap between … Swapβ†’

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Followers
618
Account age
3 yrs

Known for

I am over 65, and today I realized that I was removing excess broth from the crockpot totally the hard way. (Holding the spoon level with the surface and letting it fill the spoon. My mind said, we need more room for the veggies. πŸ’‘ So here's my TIL If you push a metal strainer into the mix, you c212 views I am over 65, and today I realized that I was removing excess broth from the crockpot totally the hard way. (Holding the spoon level with the surface and letting it fill the spoon. My mind said, we need more room for the veggies. πŸ’‘ So here's my TIL If you push a metal strainer into the mix, you c @roknrol here's the best thing I can give you right now9 views @roknrol here's the best thing I can give you right now So, I went out to the garden and my pruning clippers had lost a rivet. So, I got a hand riveter from Harbor Freight, and now it's fixed! The new rivet is circled. My last repair was an electric teapot. I had already bought a new one, so I gave the repaired one to my neighbor.6 views So, I went out to the garden and my pruning clippers had lost a rivet. So, I got a hand riveter from Harbor Freight, and now it's fixed! The new rivet is circled. My last repair was an electric teapot. I had already bought a new one, so I gave the repaired one to my neighbor. Filed under WTAF?5 views Filed under WTAF?

πŸ“Š Post engagement

22
Avg engagement / post
3.6%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since

πŸ”₯ Top post: I am over 65, and today I realized that I was removing excess br Β· 212 likes + reposts

πŸ“Š Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.97 / week
A lower-frequency account β€” each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text Β· 11 image Β· 1 video.
Follower / following
1.2Γ—
Follows 535 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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πŸ”₯ Top post I am over 65, and today I realized that I was removing excess broth from the crockpot totally the hard way. (Holding the spoon level with the surface and letting it fill the spoon. My mind said, we need more room for the veggies. πŸ’‘ So here's my TIL If you push a metal straine… β˜… 212
Out of curiosity, I checked the Watch Duty app. This is the western US. I'm the blue dot. β˜… 1 This was on X, so I did a screenshot. β˜… 2 Word of the day comes from Robert Reich "Testicullionaires" And every time I see or hear Elmo's name, this word is, from this day forward, and will always be, the very first thought that comes to my mind. So, I went out to the garden and my pruning clippers had lost a rivet. So, I got a hand riveter from Harbor Freight, and now it's fixed! The new rivet is circled. My last repair was an electric teapot. I had already bought a new one, so… β˜… 6 3.5 ⭐ When you want to do the "world's smallest violin" but, you are too stoned for the finger movement, Temu now has the "world's smallest actual violin figurine" complete with case! ROTFPMPLMFAO! Sorry, not sorry. Disclaimer: I don't thi… β˜… 1 A couple weeks ago I mentioned that a bird had built a nest in my saddlebag. Today I found the picture of the babies. β˜… 3 β–Ά Video post β˜… 2 I know. It's from Xwitter, but it's so freaking cool, I couldn't help myself. This is an actual image of 2 quantum protons interacting. β˜… 2 OMFG. 😱 I just got my California sample ballot for the June 2nd primary. This πŸ‘‡ is JUST the list of candidates for Governor. (60 people, including someone named Barack D. Obama Shaw) β˜… 1 @roknrol here's the best thing I can give you right now β˜… 9 Filed under WTAF? β˜… 5

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
universeodon.com
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community β€” this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 β€” part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.

πŸ’‘ Facts

πŸ—“οΈJoined Mastodon in 2022 β€” 3 years ago.
πŸ‘οΈAverages 22 views per post.
πŸ“€Posts about 1Γ— per week.

πŸ›‘οΈ Audience credibility

80/100 Excellent
  • Est. 87% real, active audience Β· Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong content engagement (~3.6% of followers) β€” an active, real audience.
  • Established account (3+ years old).
Est. authentic audience
87%
Fake-follower risk
Low

Heuristic estimate from view-through, engagement vs size and recent growth β€” a screening signal, not a guarantee.

About

Blue dot on a red spot in a blue state πŸ’™. Biker, Witch, liberal, herbal alchemist, semi-straight ally, Firm believer in sharing resources.

πŸ“Έ Gallery

Out of curiosity, I checked the Watch Duty app. This is the western US. I'm the blue dot. This was on X, so I did a screenshot. Word of the day comes from Robert Reich "Testicullionaires" And every time I see or hear Elmo's name, this word is, from this day forward, and will always be, the very first thought that comes to my mind. I am over 65, and today I realized that I was removing excess broth from the crockpot totally the hard way. (Holding the spoon level with the surface and letting it fill the spoon. My mind said, we need more room for the veggies. πŸ’‘ So here's my TIL If you push a metal strainer into the mix, you c So, I went out to the garden and my pruning clippers had lost a rivet. So, I got a hand riveter from Harbor Freight, and now it's fixed! The new rivet is circled. My last repair was an electric teapot. I had already bought a new one, so I gave the repaired one to my neighbor. 3.5 ⭐ When you want to do the "world's smallest violin" but, you are too stoned for the finger movement, Temu now has the "world's smallest actual violin figurine" complete with case! ROTFPMPLMFAO! Sorry, not sorry. Disclaimer: I don't think this can actually produce sound, based on the fact that Te A couple weeks ago I mentioned that a bird had built a nest in my saddlebag. Today I found the picture of the babies. Video post

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