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🔥 Top post: Bert is 5 months old today! He's at 70#. #dogsofmastodon · 28 likes + reposts
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Bert is 5 months old today! He's at 70#.
#dogsofmastodon
Today I picked up this relatively unused 1-man saw.
#ToolRestoration #handtools #woodworking
Picked up three 2-man saws yesterday for $8.
#ToolRestoration #handtools #woodworking
Our Rose of Sharon bloomed this week.
#bloomscrolling
These marigolds have begun blooming since we had some rain the past two nights. These red peonies bloom and fade quickly.
#BloomScrolling
Bert has now decided that racing around the yard up on the brush pile is great fun. He then selects a branch to chew on and drags it down into the yard for dismantling.
#dogsofmastodon
Springtime is beautiful this year.
#BloomScrolling
More large C-clamps. These two weigh 25# each. The one on the left weighs 30#.
#woodworking #tools
I wanted a C-clamp that would scare the hell out of any other alphabet clamp. 9"x25" ~10#
#woodworking #tools
Bert is having a good morning.
#dogsofmastodon
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Bert loves the flower bushes. He'll be 6 months in 10 days and weighs 80#.
#dogsofmastodon
Bert on his "throne".
#dogsofmastodon
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