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I just splurged on a pile of books from my favorite independent bookstore, Bookshop Santa Cruz!
I've been feeling the urge to actually READ the books I just skimmed in school as a teenager. Like, maybe one reason I feel so disconnected from others is the fact that I never actually read anything tha
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This rainbow made a valiant attempt to cheer me up on my way to work this morning.
#Maui #Rainbow #Depression
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A pretty large Earthquake struck the Big Island of Hawaii about 30 minutes ago. Preliminary magnitude is 6.0. The USGS "DYFI" map shows that it was felt on every island.
The shaking was light where I live on Maui, but it certainly woke me up and caused hanging things to sway.
https://earthquake.us
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I came out to my parents in 1989. I totally thought they loved guacamole. I was mistaken.*
Happy Pride Month!
*Now in their 80s, they have long since gotten over themselves. My mom in particular is now a big fan of her two guacamole sons and her tomato granddaughter.
#Pride
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I just splurged on a pile of books from my favorite independent bookstore, Bookshop Santa Cruz!
I've been feeling the urge to actually READ the books I just skimmed in school as a teenager. Like, maybe one reason I feel so disconnected from others is the fact that I never actua…
A pretty large Earthquake struck the Big Island of Hawaii about 30 minutes ago. Preliminary magnitude is 6.0. The USGS "DYFI" map shows that it was felt on every island.
The shaking was light where I live on Maui, but it certainly woke m…
Today is Mother's Day in the U.S. It is my first Mother's Day without a mother, since my Mom passed in December at the age of 82.
I feel somber, but not quite sure if I'm feeling the right kind of sad. So I thought I'd share some photos …
168 ground-nesting seabirds were found dead this week at a nesting colony on Kauai, victims of feral cats -- victims of the misguided community members and weak politicians who prize invasive cats over native biodiversity.
#InvasiveSpecies…
For years I spent weekends picking up butts at beach parks on Maui. I fantasized about dumping them out at a County Council meeting to protest their failure to enforce the "No smoking at the beach" law.
46 pounds of butts
10s of thousands…
Me, with my new hybrid car!
My last car was totaled in an accident a few weeks back, and I wanted to take the opportunity to replace it with the highest mileage vehicle I could afford, aka the cheapest hybrid on the market.
After a down pa…
This rainbow made a valiant attempt to cheer me up on my way to work this morning.
#Maui #Rainbow #Depression
Twenty years ago today I experienced a kidney stone.
Nowadays in doctor's exams, I will get asked "Sir, on a scale of 1 to 10 how bad is the pain?" What they don't realize is that kidney stones warp the scale. On a scale of 1 to kidney s…
I'm reading a book from 1931 on the insects of Hawaii's sugarcane fields and came upon this exquisite drawing of a Narrow-winged Katydid (Elimaea punctifera).
#Insects
#Orthoptera
#Hawaii
I just watched the film "Memoir of a Snail" and thought it was outstanding! I wonder what others thought of it, especially other #LGBTQ+ folk and others with #MH issues.
It's an animated, stop-motion tragicomedy -- with a BIG emphasis on …
I came out to my parents in 1989. I totally thought they loved guacamole. I was mistaken.*
Happy Pride Month!
*Now in their 80s, they have long since gotten over themselves. My mom in particular is now a big fan of her two guacamole son…
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Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden was just fired by President Trump. She was the first Black and first female Librarian of Congress.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-abruptly-fires-librarian-congre…
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