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Another Tuesday, another #TrackTuesday interval session, another Moose Fartlek because I couldn't be bothered deciding what to work on. 5 reps of 3 mins at 10k pace/effort, 60s jog recovery, 1 min at 5k pace/effort, 60s jog recovery, repeat. Aiming for 4:10/km on the 10k efforts, and 3:50/km on the 5k efforts, which I pretty much did (dense tree coverage makes the GPS a little wonky). Tricky findi
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Day 17 and finished spinning the second merino blend braid into singles. They can sit for a day before plying. Just plying & skeining (and soaking & snapping) to go. #spinning #TDF2026 #TourDeFleece #SpinnersOfMastodon
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No time trial for me on day 16, just more #spinning after yesterday's rest day. I should hopefully finish this braid tomorrow, leaving me time to let it sit before plying #TDF2026 #TourDeFleece #SpinnersOfMastodon
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Another Tuesday, another #TrackTuesday interval session, another Moose Fartlek because I couldn't be bothered deciding what to work on. 5 reps of 3 mins at 10k pace/effort, 60s jog recovery, 1 min at 5k pace/effort, 60s jog recovery, repeat. Aiming for 4:10/km on the 10k efforts…
Day 17 and finished spinning the second merino blend braid into singles. They can sit for a day before plying. Just plying & skeining (and soaking & snapping) to go. #spinning #TDF2026 #TourDeFleece #SpinnersOfMastodon
FFS Evri can't read and have delivered my parcel to my neighbour's recycling box (which mercifully I recognised and only had some plastics recycling in). You're in luck, I might actually be giving feedback on this one.
I like Tim's transformation, but on a real human it's only staying on with optimism (or a lot of tape) #SewingBee
My issue with pattern matching is that it can result in so much wasted fabric #SewingBee
Great to have adaptive fashion back on the show again #SewingBee
Watching #SewingBee live for a change. My SewJo is going to be fully restocked for when Tour de Fleece ends.
No time trial for me on day 16, just more #spinning after yesterday's rest day. I should hopefully finish this braid tomorrow, leaving me time to let it sit before plying #TDF2026 #TourDeFleece #SpinnersOfMastodon
5 riders left to start, about time to check in on the individual time trial #TDF2026
One of the fun things with partisan commentators: Felix Organ is currently on the field. He's not in the team, but as the commentary team are just Yorkshire, they won't necessarily notice this, or who he is on for. #HampshireCricket #crick…
As an example #HampshireCricket are missing Vince, Stubbs, Mayes,, Dawson, Baker, Lumsden, Jack, Currie & Wood, and have had to sign two players on short term deals to cover the shortfall. #cricket
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