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Followers
464
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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Known for
41 views
Totally normal thing for a country's military to be spending money on and doesn't tell us anything at all about Hegseth's pathological insecurity, no not a bit
30 views
Seems like a good time to remind people who Farage includes among his friends
#nigelfarage #andrewtate
6 views
Me reading today's news without comment
4 views
Anyone care to join a sweepstake for the date of the first painful wanking injury?
#ICE
📊 Post engagement
9
Avg engagement / post
1.9%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Totally normal thing for a country's military to be spending mon · 41 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.9 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 5 text · 6 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
2.4×
Follows 196 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Totally normal thing for a country's military to be spending money on and doesn't tell us anything at all about Hegseth's pathological insecurity, no not a bit
Anyone care to join a sweepstake for the date of the first painful wanking injury?
#ICE
RIP Zippy. Truly the end times are upon us.
To get my swimming certificate at school I had to swim 100m in PYJAMAS and I have never managed to construct a mental scenario where it might prove necessary for a child to do this
Jesus, oh that's just too good. Ha ha, oh no. Blimey
https://theonion.com/u-s-mint-unveils-series-of-gold-coins-commemorating-presidents-extramarital-affairs/
Seems like a good time to remind people who Farage includes among his friends
#nigelfarage #andrewtate
For a moment I thought #uk #pharmacy employers were spitting tea all over their broadsheets this morning, then I realised the headline was missing a crucial descriptor and should read 'PROPOSED new laws'. Under grand English tradition they…
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Me reading today's news without comment
Briefly considered applying for Love Island but there's a real chance I'd get it mixed up with Bake Off and end up burning my nipples
Just thinking, in a moment of disordered thinking for which his own father was famous in his latter years, he could fail to recognize one of his own security detail at 3am. A brief struggle for the man's weapon, an accidental discharge, a …
Just thinking: he could suddenly fail to recognize his own reflection and hurl himself at a window-pane, falling to his death on the flags outside.
Good night, everyone.
#NightThoughts
I've been through the dessert on a horse with no name
#PuddingTVShows #HashTagGames
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 9 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.9× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.9% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Irish British/Kiwi in Aotearoa. Writer, Dungeon Master, stressbaker, reluctant pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him.
Distracted since 1966.
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