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Totally forgot I had a TMWRNJ tour brochure.
Such a wonderful and miraculous thing that this was on mainstream TV at 12.30 on a Sunday afternoon.
It was a great show at Warwick Uni, I think, though the Fist of Fun one was better as it featured Kevin Eldon eating jelly directly off the stage floor. And I got to interview L&H beforehand, very amateurishly.
Launches from "austere forward bases" well this sounds very sophisticated
"Create endless dilemmas for adversaries" maybe I should get one of these
Also at Wimbledon there were flashing lights and traffic cones and a cherry picker and a bunch of workmen removing all the large anthropomorphic shades-wearing tennis balls off of the front of Vodafone 😔
Video ads in Waterloo for Farnborough Airshow featuring an "AI-piloted" VTOL fighter jet in case anyone's worried we're not in a dystopia
Totally forgot about Andy Burnham until just now, 2.55pm. Don't think I was meant to be at the press conference.
Was just researching some Polish snacks I got literally 15 years ago that were like completely unflavoured packing chips that came in a massive sack and I've never been entirely sure they were meant to be food and I just remembered them an…
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