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Followers
579
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Jacob Schumer
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Small update on the #ReedyCreek #Disney lawsuit against #DeSanti · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.47 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 913 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Interesting suggestions for my simple math problem, Copilot.
The scary truth about our society is that our quiet enjoyment of life is dependent on unspoken, jointly agreed upon fictions that prevent us from exercising the maximum of our abilities. Our son has unfortunately discovered that bedtime is…
Watching a once-in-a-decade astronomical phenomenon: 👎
Doing my civic duty by sitting in the fluorescent-lit jury assembly room just in case the other panel doesn’t work out: 👍🫡
I absolutely love small claims pretrial conferences. Someone's called in while getting a massage. He doesn't have to be on video, but he is, shirtless in his massage chair. We get to hear his grunts as the woman behind him (does she know s…
I knew in my heart that they’d be out of the Dune 2 buckets but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt.
LSD, Psilocybin, ketamine, and ecstasy are going to struggle with the reputational hit of being associated with Elon Musk
As a land use guy I’m fascinated by this project. I think that the local government level is in some ways an ideal way for these venture-idealists types to build their “city of the future” stuff, as they will have freedom to create many of…
Proposal: an app that will use generative AI to keep a scammer busy by automatically responding to text messages with more and more excuses and questions about buying apple gift cards.
The stuff that people were saying proved Jonathan Majors was innocent made the former Public Defender part of me cringe. Thing looked very familiar to anyone who has litigated a lot of DV cases.
I've started to lose hope that the universe's writers ever actually had an answer to the "chicken or the egg" question when they started. At this point I don't think we'll ever get a clean answer. Really disappointing.
At some point I just need to lean in to my identity as a tech hipster. Yeah, I use Mastodon and Threads. Yeah, I use Bing and Edge as my default search and browser. Yeah, I bought a Zune. Deal with it.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
esq.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.5× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Attorney with a concentration on construction litigation, land use and government issues. Ride or die for Greta Gerwig. Occasional contributor to Bloomberg, one third of @emp. Admin of esq.social assisting @andrew.
#law #lawfedi #florida #orlando #gaming #chess #tech #localgov #realestate
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