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Last summer, my father-in-law died from dementia. We planted a tree to remember him near the walking trail he enjoyed.
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Wait wait, lemme get this straight. So the previous supreme leader, the one the U.S. killed, was against the bomb the U.S. said it had to go to war to prevent, and now they have a new supreme leader who might be interested in building the bomb?
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Enjoyed a beautiful Sunday at the beach
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No shit, Sherlock!
📊 Post engagement
26
Avg engagement / post
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
Mar 2026
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Last summer, my father-in-law died from dementia. We planted a t · 96 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
6 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.4×
Follows 1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
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Last summer, my father-in-law died from dementia. We planted a tree to remember him near the walking trail he enjoyed.
Ngl, but seriously we should just demolish the new bridge. What better statement could we possibly make than to say hold my beer while we simply level the mfer and walk away, lesson learned. #gordiehoweinternationalbridge
Enjoyed a beautiful Sunday at the beach
Wait wait, lemme get this straight. So the previous supreme leader, the one the U.S. killed, was against the bomb the U.S. said it had to go to war to prevent, and now they have a new supreme leader who might be interested in building the …
Is it just me or is it starting to give off “Wile E. Coyote runs off the cliff but doesn’t fall to the ground below because he hasn’t looked down yet” vibes, these times we’re living in?
For the first time ever, 4 Canadian-made water bombers are battling a forest fire near Paris, scooping water from the Seine! Fun fact: the water inlet in the planes is only the size of an iPhone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n64yPFjd2F0
Holy moly! The most recent data on crime severity in Canada indicate that boring little Moncton NB has the highest crime rate of ANY CITY east of Thunder Bay. Worse than Toronto, Montreal, Quebec, you name it. Serious crime in Moncton is e…
It's not every day I find myself agreeing with Andrew Coyne, but he is spot on. There is no appeasing or deterring Donald Trump, so we might as well do what we want. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-there-is-no-appeasing-don…
No shit, Sherlock!
No idea if this should be concerning me or not, but I’m now more than 2 weeks since my colonoscopy and my poop schedule is restored (yay!), BUT I’m producing nothing but sinkers. Previously, I produced only floaters.
Ok not suspicious AT ALL https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-fbi-wasting-time-investigating-lindsey-grahams-death-rcna587500
In retrospect, it seems like a stupendously bad decision on the part of our political class to have built a bridge to the US on the Canadian taxpayers coin. Perhaps I’ve missed it, but I’ve yet to see any editorial point this out.
Enjoyed a beautiful Sunday at the beach
Wait wait, lemme get this straight. So the previous supreme leader, the one the U.S. killed, was against the bomb the U.S. said it had to go to war to prevent, and now they have a new supreme leader who might be interested in building the …
Is it just me or is it starting to give off “Wile E. Coyote runs off the cliff but doesn’t fall to the ground below because he hasn’t looked down yet” vibes, these times we’re living in?
For the first time ever, 4 Canadian-made water bombers are battling a forest fire near Paris, scooping water from the Seine! Fun fact: the water inlet in the planes is only the size of an iPhone. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n64yPFjd2F0
Holy moly! The most recent data on crime severity in Canada indicate that boring little Moncton NB has the highest crime rate of ANY CITY east of Thunder Bay. Worse than Toronto, Montreal, Quebec, you name it. Serious crime in Moncton is e…
It's not every day I find myself agreeing with Andrew Coyne, but he is spot on. There is no appeasing or deterring Donald Trump, so we might as well do what we want. https://www.theglobeandmail.com/opinion/article-there-is-no-appeasing-don…
No shit, Sherlock!
No idea if this should be concerning me or not, but I’m now more than 2 weeks since my colonoscopy and my poop schedule is restored (yay!), BUT I’m producing nothing but sinkers. Previously, I produced only floaters.
Ok not suspicious AT ALL https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-says-fbi-wasting-time-investigating-lindsey-grahams-death-rcna587500
In retrospect, it seems like a stupendously bad decision on the part of our political class to have built a bridge to the US on the Canadian taxpayers coin. Perhaps I’ve missed it, but I’ve yet to see any editorial point this out.
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On Mastodon since
Mar 2026
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2026.
👁️Averages 26 views per post.
📤Posts about 6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
72/100
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Credibility score
92%
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Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
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About
Science-based. Increasingly plant-based. Drawn to rebels, readers, and creative types. PhD in Physics from the University of Toronto. On the fediverse since Nov 2022. #Physics #Science #Climate #Books #SciFi #DND #SlavaUkraini #Python #ActuallyAutistic
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