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It's 4 o'clock in the morning. I've been awake for an hour. And these two would like to know why I am not dispensing treats.
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New friend has arrived! Thank you @moonrabbit
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Some of our fairly lights have fallen down, but because we're mid building works, loads of furniture has been moved around and stacked up at the moment and we haven't been able to put them back up, or unplug them yet. Which led to these photos. #Caturday
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For a cat that hates cuddles, sometimes she can be remarkably affectionate.
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It's 4 o'clock in the morning. I've been awake for an hour. And these two would like to know why I am not dispensing treats.
Some of our fairly lights have fallen down, but because we're mid building works, loads of furniture has been moved around and stacked up at the moment and we haven't been able to put them back up, or unplug them yet. Which led to these ph…
Estate agent listings with AI staged photos can fuck right off.
If anyone fancies a fun day out and the opportunity to learn a new skill. My completely biased opinion is that you should go on this course by my good friend at the London Knitting and Stitching show later this year.
https://knitandstitch…
Trying to bring order to chaos. So far, have just created more chaos.
I am wondering how long it would take for anyone in a video conference to notice there was something weird going on.
I love new tattoo day (and an opportunity to chat with lovely tattooist about the state of the world).
Poor kitty. But she seems to be doing pretty well. She's staying at the vet's during the day today, all being well I can bring her home this evening.
New friend has arrived! Thank you @moonrabbit
For a cat that hates cuddles, sometimes she can be remarkably affectionate.
There's something about this screenshot that makes me think "biblically accurate cat"
Brrrrr... getting chilly out there. And we're at the end of #FrontDoorAdvent2025 Once again December passing unnaturally quickly. Hope everyone has the chance for some form of rest and relaxation over the next few days.
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