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Followers
661
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
Jan 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: We need to bring back different bands like VHF/UHF and AM/FM. Th · 8 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
34.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.7×
Follows 378 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Dwayne "The Bathtub I'm Dwowning" Johnson
I want to reassure the children of the world that you never ever outgrow wanting goldfish crackers.
I have an insulated cup commemorating the career of St. Louis catcher Yadier Molina.
Son: does your cup say YAOI on it?
Me: no, it says YADI. Entirely different thing.
Son: YES I KNOW THAT IT IS AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT THING
At an oral surgeon with my son, consult for his wisdom tooth removal. They left us to watch a video about the nature and risks of the surgery. It's about to start its third loop through.
I feel like there should be a whole business for selling merch from fictional businesses. McMann & Tate. The Regal Beagle. Arnold's Drive-In. Shotz Beer.
I do not expect any of you to watch this. In fact, I recommend that you don't. It's an hour-long YT video with cheesy writing and actors all but literally chewing the scenery.
Back in the era of "VCR games", they made one of Clue. My broth…
I am making buttermilk biscuits. Which reminded me of the old, old Buttermilk Biscuits song from Sir Mix-A-Lot. I just looked up the lyrics on Genius, and... Mix is a longtime what
Wake son up before I leave for work -> text him when I get to the office to ask a favor but really to make sure he's up -> get no answer -> text him again -> text him again -> call him -> force ring his phone on Find My
#teens
Just got emotional whiplash. Discovered a musician I'd never heard before who I really like (yay!), looked up more details about him and learned that he's trying not to die from intimal sarcoma (holy SHIT) https://www.pennlive.com/entertai…
The Motivation by @rands https://randsinrepose.com/archives/the-motivation/
I started making a recipe I came across for overnight blended oats. Gravitated towards it because it's stupid easy and really healthy. Lots of protein, fiber, etc.
And it tastes good! Apple cinnamon oats. But the consistency when you pull…
I am making buttermilk biscuits. Which reminded me of the old, old Buttermilk Biscuits song from Sir Mix-A-Lot. I just looked up the lyrics on Genius, and... Mix is a longtime what
Wake son up before I leave for work -> text him when I get to the office to ask a favor but really to make sure he's up -> get no answer -> text him again -> text him again -> call him -> force ring his phone on Find My
#teens
Just got emotional whiplash. Discovered a musician I'd never heard before who I really like (yay!), looked up more details about him and learned that he's trying not to die from intimal sarcoma (holy SHIT) https://www.pennlive.com/entertai…
The Motivation by @rands https://randsinrepose.com/archives/the-motivation/
I started making a recipe I came across for overnight blended oats. Gravitated towards it because it's stupid easy and really healthy. Lots of protein, fiber, etc.
And it tastes good! Apple cinnamon oats. But the consistency when you pull…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
phire.place
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jan 2023
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 34.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
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