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For those of you who have never migrated accounts before: when your followers are migrated, the notification beeps for each one and it sounds exactly like in Lemmings when you blow up all the lemmings.
Before and after implementing μ𝑃. Thank you saint Yang for all that you have given this world.
This new instance has a dangerously large character limit.
Most responses I've seen on the Fediverse boil down to "This is great because AI is bad".
I wish we could get past that kind of thinking and ask questions like
- Is this enforceable?
- What are the actual consequences going to be if it i…
This sums up my thoughts on the Codeberg thing pretty well.
https://gagliardoni.net/#20260724_codeberg_drama
Testing: \[ K(x) = \{|p| : U(p) = x\} \]
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🛡️ Audience credibility
- Est. 85% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.2% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Very new account (under 3 months) — higher throwaway/bot risk.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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